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threebag · 03-10-2020, 01:38 PM

This is the Official Scorecard of the WuFlu, Coronavirus, COVID-19 or other shit.

Since the next best thing since sliced bread or Chiefs Super Bowl Victories is making its way across the globe. This is a more personal thread to monitor who, when, where, how and other related shit. If you are prepping, what’s your plan of attack? Toilet Paper-face masks or Face masks-Toilet Paper? If you are just scrubbing your hands and singing an endless loop of Happy Birthday, what soap are you using? Grab your collective asses and hold on. Bleach your keyboards and offer up the best ya got.

**Buehler445** · 04-05-2020, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

All hell has broken loose around here at the grocery stores. We are back to bare shelves after 1 confirmed here in town. Shit paper is extinct.

No shit? That shit is still going on?

It's pretty well calmed down here.

But....There are ****ing 10 cases in Finney county, the next county to the south, the one that everyone goes to for everything.

threebag · 04-05-2020, 10:07 PM

We were pretty close to normal after the first round then a teacher here in town tested positive and shits gone again

**Rain Man** · 04-05-2020, 10:41 PM

I did a 5.03 mile run yesterday without ever going 100 feet from my house. Down the front steps, go two houses north, turn, go two houses south, back up the steps, around the house, into the garage, out the alley up and back two houses, then repeat about a hundred times.

I probably won't do that again. All of the abrupt u-turns wrought havoc on my knees.

Ubeja Vontell · 04-05-2020, 10:50 PM

Went to the lake yesterday, me and my son Mason. We stopped to grab a couple beers to drink while at the lake. The guy behind the counter had gloves on and wearing a mask, ok ....cool. So we put the beers in the ice chest and headed on up.

The park at the lake...closed. So we find a place to pull over, get out and drink a beer.

Nobody on the lake, nobody on the roads, it was as if the world had stood still, yep....eerie.

We simply got tired of being stuck in the house, had to get out. Won't do it again until this is over.

**BigRedChief** · 04-05-2020, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

It seems like stem cell treatments look promising for the ARDS people. You know anything about that?...

Dont hold your breath.

arrowheadnation · 04-05-2020, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02

No, I was about a day out from waffle stomping a shower shit, but we finally got a huge pack of Charmin

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while

. I'm going to steal it.

**SAUTO** · 04-06-2020, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

Damn. I bought a huge bag (12lb) of regular KA flour from Costco for like $6 and got a 10lb bag of sugar for $5 at the same time.

This was just at the start of all this panic and we were legit out of both of them but I noticed at HyVee that section is pretty well wiped out.

Amish places are awesome. That’s where we got all our stuff like that

displacedinMN · 04-06-2020, 10:50 AM

my daughter keeps saying "Who will tell the amish?"

**Rain Man** · 04-07-2020, 10:00 PM

I had an epic day today. We drove to the bank drive through to get some cash, and we went to the UPS store to pick up a package that for some reason couldn't be delivered to us. It was my first time getting out since this whole thing started, so I felt like a dog being taken to the park. And then we ordered restaurant delivery for the first time. I hadn't had restaurant food in a month, though I was bummed that they messed up my order.

Eleazar · 04-07-2020, 10:04 PM

Pretty much everything is in stock at the grocery store here except pasta, beans, toilet paper and paper towels, which the idiots are still hoarding. There's plenty of food.

And the antibacterial cleaning products - the regular stuff is all stocked up... despite the fact that a virus is not a bacterium...

This is all in spite of the fact that we have about 30 deaths in the state at this point, and the median age as of yesterday was ~85 years old

KCUnited · 04-09-2020, 01:37 PM

Added a bag of Bugles to my Aldis delivery. Shits starting to get weird.

**mlyonsd** · 04-09-2020, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

Added a bag of Bugles to my Aldis delivery. Shits starting to get weird.

Old school guy.

KCUnited · 04-09-2020, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mlyonsd

Old school guy.

finna bite the end off and blow a tune

Pablo · 04-09-2020, 03:39 PM

My grandma always had Bugles when I was a kid. Nothing quite as great as sticking one on each finger and then eating them bit by bit.

KCUnited · 04-09-2020, 03:47 PM

Aw yeah, the Freddy Krueger munch

03-10-2020, 01:38 PM
threebag Snacks Are Under My Apron threebag's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Edge	** ChiefsPlanet Coronavirus 2020 Infection and Tales** This is the Official Scorecard of the WuFlu, Coronavirus, COVID-19 or other shit. Since the next best thing since sliced bread or Chiefs Super Bowl Victories is making its way across the globe. This is a more personal thread to monitor who, when, where, how and other related shit. If you are prepping, what’s your plan of attack? Toilet Paper-face masks or Face masks-Toilet Paper? If you are just scrubbing your hands and singing an endless loop of Happy Birthday, what soap are you using? Grab your collective asses and hold on. Bleach your keyboards and offer up the best ya got.
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04-05-2020, 10:07 PM	#392
threebag Snacks Are Under My Apron threebag's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Edge	We were pretty close to normal after the first round then a teacher here in town tested positive and shits gone again
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04-05-2020, 10:41 PM	#393
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Rain Man's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house	I did a 5.03 mile run yesterday without ever going 100 feet from my house. Down the front steps, go two houses north, turn, go two houses south, back up the steps, around the house, into the garage, out the alley up and back two houses, then repeat about a hundred times. I probably won't do that again. All of the abrupt u-turns wrought havoc on my knees. Attached Thumbnails
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04-05-2020, 10:50 PM	#394
Ubeja Vontell Banned Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: central Cali	Went to the lake yesterday, me and my son Mason. We stopped to grab a couple beers to drink while at the lake. The guy behind the counter had gloves on and wearing a mask, ok ....cool. So we put the beers in the ice chest and headed on up. The park at the lake...closed. So we find a place to pull over, get out and drink a beer. Nobody on the lake, nobody on the roads, it was as if the world had stood still, yep....eerie. We simply got tired of being stuck in the house, had to get out. Won't do it again until this is over.
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04-06-2020, 10:50 AM	#398
displacedinMN It was not a fair catch displacedinMN's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Correcting papers	my daughter keeps saying "Who will tell the amish?"
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04-07-2020, 10:00 PM	#399
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Rain Man's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house	I had an epic day today. We drove to the bank drive through to get some cash, and we went to the UPS store to pick up a package that for some reason couldn't be delivered to us. It was my first time getting out since this whole thing started, so I felt like a dog being taken to the park. And then we ordered restaurant delivery for the first time. I hadn't had restaurant food in a month, though I was bummed that they messed up my order.
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04-07-2020, 10:04 PM	#400
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Eleazar's Avatar Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA	Pretty much everything is in stock at the grocery store here except pasta, beans, toilet paper and paper towels, which the idiots are still hoarding. There's plenty of food. And the antibacterial cleaning products - the regular stuff is all stocked up... despite the fact that a virus is not a bacterium... This is all in spite of the fact that we have about 30 deaths in the state at this point, and the median age as of yesterday was ~85 years old
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04-09-2020, 01:37 PM	#401
KCUnited Cheat Death KCUnited's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln	Added a bag of Bugles to my Aldis delivery. Shits starting to get weird.
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04-09-2020, 03:39 PM	#404
Pablo Ultrabanned Pablo's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: KCMO	My grandma always had Bugles when I was a kid. Nothing quite as great as sticking one on each finger and then eating them bit by bit.
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04-09-2020, 03:47 PM	#405
KCUnited Cheat Death KCUnited's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Land of Drincoln	Aw yeah, the Freddy Krueger munch
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