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02-22-2004, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: West Roxbury, MA
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Man I could be in trouble....
I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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02-22-2004, 05:34 PM
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remember, remember
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: como
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you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM
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Most Valuable Poster
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they say children cost about $100,000+ to raise from birth to age 18.
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Awww, one of those nights huh?
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM
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AIC
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: West Roxbury, MA
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not worried about children, about STD's
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02-22-2004, 05:36 PM
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remember, remember
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: como
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kids, however, aren't cureable (with your luck, she doesn't believe in abortion) -EBOLA- |
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02-22-2004, 05:38 PM
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Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Herpes - It's like luggage. You take it everywhere you go.
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02-22-2004, 05:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: West Roxbury, MA
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I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......
I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself |
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02-22-2004, 05:43 PM
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remember, remember
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Location: como
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-EBOLA- |
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02-22-2004, 05:43 PM
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Genious
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Colorado
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whatsa matta, you burnin?
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02-22-2004, 05:47 PM
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I've Become - Comfortably Numb
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Cameron, Missouri
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Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks.
She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!!  They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !! 1. Erection 2. Kid Count 3. Bills 4. In-Laws 5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!!  |
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02-22-2004, 05:51 PM
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Screw U if U can't take a joke
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.
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02-22-2004, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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You should marry this woman immediately. Instant family!
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02-22-2004, 05:58 PM
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Stay positive, don't give up
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Would you hit it if you were sober?
Go get tested if your scared. |
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02-22-2004, 05:58 PM
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Feloniously Restrained
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: MO
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Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.
But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron. |
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