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Old 06-27-2009, 02:51 PM  
teedubya teedubya is offline
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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.

... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR?


EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

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Old 06-27-2009, 03:36 PM   #31
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@Gay Modeling Exec - 6/27/2009report misuse#8
By the next big thing you are looking, do you mean a prep to get your gay models ready for the shoot by "servicing" them?

If so, I believe Clayton is your man! He just looks like he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Grams - 6/27/2009report misuse#7
Oh, dear, you're so doggone cute. Why can't you find a nice JW girl and settle down. You're a catch!

Love

Your gramma.

Claythan - 6/27/2009report misuse#6
Just Haters

IMO I rule the stood up dates.....

Prove me wrong.

Ultra Peanut - 6/27/2009report misuse#5
I bet he'd suck MY dick with those dick-sucking lips.

Gay Modeling Exec - 6/27/2009report misuse#4
I've been looking for the next big thing & I think I finally found it!

Clayton you are it!

Nick "Assclown" Athan - 6/27/2009report misuse#3
I'd hit it. I bet he'd suck my dick like I was Michael Jackson and he was a seven year old boy drunk on Jesus juice.

Ari - 6/27/2009report misuse#2
What are you smoking? The guy looks like he came out of a bad porno. Working out? Notice there are no full body shots of him nonclothed from the neck down, that might be because he either is not built/skin problems or stretch marks from surgery or weight loss.

Pig jerker - 6/27/2009report misuse#1
I think this is one fine stud. Look at the jaw structure and the muscle development. This guys been working out obviously. I'll bet he has a different woman every night.

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Old 06-27-2009, 03:36 PM   #32
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:38 PM   #33
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:39 PM   #34
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Those comments are like tags... anonymous awesomeness.

I didn't take into consideration this element of hilarity.
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:39 PM   #35
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:42 PM   #36
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:44 PM   #37
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dear lord we could bring MJ back to life with the collection of laughs we are having now.

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Old 06-27-2009, 03:47 PM   #38
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:49 PM   #39
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The comments!
The comments!

I have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard.

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Old 06-27-2009, 03:49 PM   #40
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:52 PM   #41
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:52 PM   #42
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Grannie - 6/27/2009report misuse#28
Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:52 PM   #43
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Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!

~~ I don't know who said that, but awesome.
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:53 PM   #44
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Ever since I saw you running on our golf course, I haven't been able to get you out of my mind...I can't wait for you to use your wedge in my sand trap!


Cross thread, cross SITE humor ftw!
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:54 PM   #45
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OMG, I am gonna pass out from laughing so hard.
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