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11-13-2019, 11:11 AM | #31 | |
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Best thing is to go to the court ahead of time and explain rather than drop bombs in the selection. |
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11-13-2019, 11:24 AM | #32 |
Politically Incorrect
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Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Call them up and tell them you need to attend a Ku Klux Klan meeting that day and need a note from the court to show you are on jury duty.
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11-13-2019, 11:48 AM | #33 | |
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11-13-2019, 11:50 AM | #34 | |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Tell them you got a Black Panther meeting to organize. |
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11-13-2019, 11:51 AM | #35 |
Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2010
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In the interview process just say that you are a fan of and believe in jury nullification. Immediate dismissal.
edit: I replied before reading the other people who also said this. |
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11-13-2019, 11:54 AM | #36 |
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Tell them you parked your septic tank pumping truck out front and it has seal leak on the tank.
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11-13-2019, 11:55 AM | #37 |
Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: in Margaritaville
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I've been summoned for jury duty once in my life. I wasn't selected either.
I probably just jinxed myself. |
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11-13-2019, 11:58 AM | #38 |
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Tell them you’re a Chiefs fan. They’ll think your life is ****ed up enough and dismiss you.
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11-13-2019, 12:02 PM | #39 |
Mahomes: We Are All Witnesses
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Miami, FL
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Last time I was called to jury duty, I was actually selected to be in the pre-trial potential juror interview process by the attorneys.
It was a DUI case and the judge said they were going to try to proceed with the trial “through the evening” (it was already almost 5 p.m.) Not wanting to be stuck in a trial “through the evening”, I made sure to disqualify myself as a potential juror. When they asked me if I could make an impartial judgement in this DUI case I said no because I love to drink and alcohol is an important part of my life. I didn’t get selected for the trial so I guess my efforts were successful. |
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11-13-2019, 12:04 PM | #40 | |
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11-13-2019, 12:43 PM | #41 |
Born to Ride
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I have never ever received a jury notice!
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11-13-2019, 12:51 PM | #42 |
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11-13-2019, 01:01 PM | #43 |
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11-13-2019, 03:00 PM | #44 |
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11-13-2019, 03:47 PM | #45 | |
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