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**gblowfish** · 11-10-2019, 04:27 PM

Ten Things About Today’s Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32

10. OK, now I’m mad. Choking Losing Pussies! As much as last week was a total team effort, this week was also a total team effort. Total effort to blow a game they had no business losing. We’d probably be in last place if we were in the AFC South, because we can’t seem to figure out how to beat teams like Houston, Indy and the Tits. Total domination in the first quarter and a 10-zip lead. Grandpa Spags -doing his best Grandpa Bob impersonation, looks every bit the defense that pissed away a 21-3 lead in Alex Smiff’s last game. Remember that game? Playoffs two years ago? Couldn’t hold a God Damn lead in the second half and let Derrek Henry run wild? How bout the offense? Sure, Mahomes throws for big yards, but we put the ball on the ground and give up a fumble return for a TD to totally flip the momentum. Watkins and Hill drop critical passes for first down conversions. And we’ll talk about special teams getting off the short special bus this morning. We’ve now lost four straight to the Tits. Andy Reid’s only beaten them once. Once. In his entire career. I thought the Texans game was going to be the one game we just flat out blew this year. But nope. This one is going to sting. A lot. Damn it I’m still mad!

9. Spags was actually worse than Grandpa Bob in this game. Think we’ve figured out how to stop the run? Hell no. Henry goes for 188 and 2 TDs. Well, maybe we can play pass defense. Hell no. Ward gives up a 52 yard bomb in the 2nd quarter. Spags actually shut out the Tits in the first quarter; first time we’ve shut out a team in the first quarter all year. But he made up for it by sucking the rest of the game. Thornhill bounces off Henry like a pinball and gives up a 69 yard run on a basic off tackle play. Chiefs manage to get up by nine with 12 minutes left in the game. A two-score lead. Can they hold it for 12 minutes? Hell no. They let Henry run it down their frickin’ throat, just like the Arrowhead 2017 playoff game. Henry looks like a NCAA Division One running back playing a community college team. Can we stop Ryan Freakin’ Tannehill from scrambling? Hell no. We let him scramble for 37 yards in the second half. And even with all this fail on defense, we still should have won the damn game.

8. On offense, more fail. Bienemy is responsible for teaching our backs ball security. Williams fumble changed the momentum of the game. Chiefs were lucky to go in tied 13-13 at halftime. First quarter: Watkins drops a very catchable pass on third down, ending a drive. Six minutes left in the fourth after catching a 39 yard pass that should have sealed the game, Hill drops two passes in a row. One gets batted up in the air that should have been picked. Mahomes throws for over 400 yards and 3 TDs, but takes a totally unnecessary sack on third down with three minutes left, loses seven yards of field position, then Colquitt and Winchester screw the pooch on the field goal attempt. Choking Losing Pussy Football with a total absence of a killer instinct. Embarrassing Fail.

7. Kelce, Hill and Hardman combined score three TDs. When your QB throws for 446 yards, you should win. When you have nine more first down than your opponent, you should win. When you’re 50% successful on third down conversions, you should win. When you run 29 more plays than your opponent, you should win. When you have 159 more offensive yards than your opponent, you should win. When you have the ball 18 freaking minutes more than your opponent….. DAMN IT….

6. Both teams lost a fumble. Our fumble was much more deadly, putting the Tits back in the game. Both teams had a bunch of penalties. Chiefs has stupid ones like Chris Jones pushing guys in the face. Tits had a pretty clean first half, then Tyler Lewan #77 for the Tits started trying to hand the game to us all by himself. He must have had money bet on KC today. KC had nine penalties for 80 yards. That’s irresponsible back sliding on team discipline. That’s on Andy Reid. And he has done nothing to fix it since September.

5. Dave Toub should be let go after this season. We haven’t had a single punt return or kickoff return for a TD. So specials are not helping, at all. We can't seem to get through a game without penalties on punt returns. We did have Hardman field a punt on his own three yard line before the end of the first half, so we've got that going for us. We did have Buttkicker miss a critical PAT that changed the game strategy. We did have Colquitt chip in with a 26 yard punt, and have him muff a hold, and add on a intentional grounding when he panicked when the snap hit him in the freaking feet. His game is slipping, he's old and makes a shit ton of money. Time to send him on his way with a gold watch and some pudding at the end of the year. He’s a veteran player, and veteran players should not piss their pants like that when the game is on the line. On the final FG attempt, the guy who blocked the punt was offsides, but the Ref’s had a plane to catch, so…no call. Never should have come to that anyway. Game was lost when they puked up the lead with less than :30.

4. Schwartz lost his injury free streak. At least he had the gonads to suck it up and come back in and play out the rest of the game. Cam Erving got his ass beat on several occasions. We lost Rankin-Canadian Doc’s backup- when they carted him off the field. Ogbah left with a shoulder or chest injury, so now we’re missing both Ogbah and Okafor. Great.

3. Chris Jones was gimping around in the second half. Since we’re running out of guys and they can’t rotate, our D-linemen looked gassed in the fourth quarter, especially when the Tits went to the hurry up offense. When you have twice as many sacks as your opponent, you should win. In the Tits final scoring drive Fenton makes a nice play to break up a pass, then freaking FALLS DOWN to allow the game winning TD. Very Grandpa Bob-like defensive stand. Once again, Andy put the game in Spag’s hands to win it, and he totally shits the bed.

2. Total fail on coaching. Total let down after last week. Pissing away this game, to an AFC opponent, not only totally wipes away the progress from beating the Vikes last week, but even worse, this is a CONFERENCE LOSS, which will probably end up making us play in the first round of the playoffs, on the road somewhere. IF they can pull their heads out of their asses, get it together and actually MAKE the playoffs. After today, I seriously have my doubts.

1. I can’t even bring myself to listen to Andy’s after game presser. Here, let me guess: “We didn’t get the job done. We can’t turn the ball over. We’ve got to be better on special teams. We’ve got a lot of guys hurt. Pat played well coming back but he was rusty, and we dropped too many passes. We have too many penalties. We’ll fix all of this, because we look forward to the challenge of playing the Mexican Chargers on Monday Night Football next week....blah blah blah." I need a Zanex and a handful of Tums. I need to go and be mad somewhere for awhile now.

FloridaMan88 · 11-10-2019, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501

I didn't say that. Did you read where I said his 75% is still better than other teams 100%? He's obviously not the reason we lost today. But he's clearly not close to 100%.

No one thinks he was 100%... but whatever % he was at today turned in an epic performance that was more than enough to win.

IowaHawkeyeChief · 11-10-2019, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

Calling a time out on the 2 point attempt made complete sense to you, right?

Not a good day for your dumbshit Andy Reid apologist act.

Give it up for today.

We most likely wouldn't have been able to use 3 timeouts anyway? We got in very makeable range anyway?

What else did he do wrong?

Lots of people to blame today that did things they don't coach...

Do you think we should fire Reid?

Cosmos · 11-10-2019, 04:56 PM

1) Watkins should sit for Pringle.... absolutely no toughness.
2). Ivie over Penell??? 188 Yds..
3). Failed to call a Defensive timeout in support of a gassed group right before the go ahead Td. Second time this season this has happened.
4). 3rd and 2 pass... soooo Reid.
5). Is Tyrone Mathieu making a difference...?
6). Run game...at all?
7). More fielding punts inside the 5 yard line. Tremon....
8). Use of snap count adjustments....2nd time a team has commented on predicting snaps. Coaching...
9). Penalties, penalties....
10). Time is coming when Mahomes is going to take a position that will put players and coaches under extreme scrutiny.

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 11-10-2019, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cosmos

1) Watkins should sit for Pringle.... absolutely no toughness.
2). Ivie over Penell??? 188 Yds..
3). Failed to call a Defensive timeout in support of a gassed group right before the go ahead Td. Second time this season this has happened.
4). 3rd and 2 pass... soooo Reid.
5). Is Tyrone Mathieu making a difference...?
6). Run game...at all?
7). More fielding punts inside the 5 yard line. Tremon....
8). Use of snap count adjustments....2nd time a team has commented on predicting snaps. Coaching...
9). Penalties, penalties....
10). Time is coming when Mahomes is going to take a position that will put players and coaches under extreme scrutiny.

HB would rather call out his own defense instead of trying to actually be good.

InChiefsHeaven · 11-10-2019, 04:58 PM

Good write up. Horrible game, makes me question why they **** I even bother. Yes, some will say "settle down, it's one game". But, when is the last time you ever saw the Patriots have some goofy ass shit like that snap on the FG? Never? You know WHY? Because they actually want to destroy the souls of every team they face, and they don't take anything for granted. This team will NEVER go to the SB with this kind of bullshit coaching. 3rd and 2...let's pass it, even though we had a couple of really nice runs. Pat...throw the ****er away, don't take a sack there (not that it mattered, but still).

We're just a team that ****s up constantly when they can least afford it. The worst part is, I'm starting to think it is what it is. I keep telling myself not to get too high or too low on these idiots, but they never cease to find new and creative ways to lose. Kudos...FFS...

Oh. Great write up blah blah blah...

TEX · 11-10-2019, 04:59 PM

The frustrating thing is KC could have won this game any number of ways. It HAD to go the way that it did for the Titans to win. If you look at the stats, you would think the Chiefs easily won it. I thought once we got Mahomes this type of a loss was a thing of the past. Nope. Poor coaching down the stretch and terrible defense can trump a generational QB. Pathetic. Nobody should get their game check.

**notorious** · 11-10-2019, 05:00 PM

11. As soon as Colquitt grounded the ball I shut the game off and played catch with my sons.

Best time I've had all week.

InChiefsHeaven · 11-10-2019, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MAHOMO 4 LIFE!

HB calling the defense out now

Look tyrann Mathieu throwing his teammates under the bus. “We just need a few dogs” you just calling some of your players soft. Ryan Clark spit nothing but facts. I’m glad Houston didn’t resign you. @Mathieu_Era pic.twitter.com/xB1onMPLZ2
— Texanpalace (@Texans47) November 10, 2019

Get the **** outta here with that shit.

chiefzilla1501 · 11-10-2019, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

No one thinks he was 100%... but whatever % he was at today turned in an epic performance that was more than enough to win.

Jesus, I am not saying he didn't have a great performance and shame on our team for needing a perfect performance from him to win this kind of game. But he isn't close to 100%. I'll repeat, his 75% is better than most 100% and that is more than good enough to win games. But he's doing this without being fully himself.

MAHOMO 4 LIFE! · 11-10-2019, 05:01 PM

Mahomes deserves so much more than this. I wouldn’t be upset at him if he didn’t re sign here. He deserves so much more

siberian khatru · 11-10-2019, 05:01 PM

From some rando on Twitter:

We have a 1987 Michael Jordan. Eventually you have to find your Phil Jackson

Flying High D · 11-10-2019, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsFan88

it only looked like he was running "physically" because of the Chiefs soft ass defense.

They made Tannehill look like ~~Lamar Jackson~~ Jim Brown.

Fyp

farmerchief · 11-10-2019, 05:01 PM

It seemed to me the guys lost focus on offense and especially defense. It’s as if, since they thought Mahomes was back, they didn’t have to be as sharp, or aggressive as they had been when he was gone? Just a terrible loss for the team! I was hollering at the tv, on the play call with 3rd and 2, and was still hollering when they elected to go for the field goal! When is Andy going to learn how to close a game and not depend on the defense, to hold the lead? Wow, Run the ball twice if you have to , and get those 2 yards! The sausage could have ran it twice and picked up 2 yards! What a disappointment!

**notorious** · 11-10-2019, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru

From some rando on Twitter:

We have a 1987 Michael Jordan. Eventually you have to find your Phil Jackson

Holy shit.

This is the most accurate thing I have read in a LONG time.

Randallflagg · 11-10-2019, 05:02 PM

I have tried (over the years) to not get too wrapped up in the Chiefs. Results matter and they have not failed to disappoint for many, many years. Today was just one more example of why I don't get too excited when they win and too mad when they shit the bed.

11-10-2019, 04:27 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets gblowfish's Avatar Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO	Ten Things About Today's Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32 Ten Things About Today’s Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32 10. OK, now I’m mad. Choking Losing Pussies! As much as last week was a total team effort, this week was also a total team effort. Total effort to blow a game they had no business losing. We’d probably be in last place if we were in the AFC South, because we can’t seem to figure out how to beat teams like Houston, Indy and the Tits. Total domination in the first quarter and a 10-zip lead. Grandpa Spags -doing his best Grandpa Bob impersonation, looks every bit the defense that pissed away a 21-3 lead in Alex Smiff’s last game. Remember that game? Playoffs two years ago? Couldn’t hold a God Damn lead in the second half and let Derrek Henry run wild? How bout the offense? Sure, Mahomes throws for big yards, but we put the ball on the ground and give up a fumble return for a TD to totally flip the momentum. Watkins and Hill drop critical passes for first down conversions. And we’ll talk about special teams getting off the short special bus this morning. We’ve now lost four straight to the Tits. Andy Reid’s only beaten them once. Once. In his entire career. I thought the Texans game was going to be the one game we just flat out blew this year. But nope. This one is going to sting. A lot. Damn it I’m still mad! 9. Spags was actually worse than Grandpa Bob in this game. Think we’ve figured out how to stop the run? Hell no. Henry goes for 188 and 2 TDs. Well, maybe we can play pass defense. Hell no. Ward gives up a 52 yard bomb in the 2nd quarter. Spags actually shut out the Tits in the first quarter; first time we’ve shut out a team in the first quarter all year. But he made up for it by sucking the rest of the game. Thornhill bounces off Henry like a pinball and gives up a 69 yard run on a basic off tackle play. Chiefs manage to get up by nine with 12 minutes left in the game. A two-score lead. Can they hold it for 12 minutes? Hell no. They let Henry run it down their frickin’ throat, just like the Arrowhead 2017 playoff game. Henry looks like a NCAA Division One running back playing a community college team. Can we stop Ryan Freakin’ Tannehill from scrambling? Hell no. We let him scramble for 37 yards in the second half. And even with all this fail on defense, we still should have won the damn game. 8. On offense, more fail. Bienemy is responsible for teaching our backs ball security. Williams fumble changed the momentum of the game. Chiefs were lucky to go in tied 13-13 at halftime. First quarter: Watkins drops a very catchable pass on third down, ending a drive. Six minutes left in the fourth after catching a 39 yard pass that should have sealed the game, Hill drops two passes in a row. One gets batted up in the air that should have been picked. Mahomes throws for over 400 yards and 3 TDs, but takes a totally unnecessary sack on third down with three minutes left, loses seven yards of field position, then Colquitt and Winchester screw the pooch on the field goal attempt. Choking Losing Pussy Football with a total absence of a killer instinct. Embarrassing Fail. 7. Kelce, Hill and Hardman combined score three TDs. When your QB throws for 446 yards, you should win. When you have nine more first down than your opponent, you should win. When you’re 50% successful on third down conversions, you should win. When you run 29 more plays than your opponent, you should win. When you have 159 more offensive yards than your opponent, you should win. When you have the ball 18 freaking minutes more than your opponent….. DAMN IT…. 6. Both teams lost a fumble. Our fumble was much more deadly, putting the Tits back in the game. Both teams had a bunch of penalties. Chiefs has stupid ones like Chris Jones pushing guys in the face. Tits had a pretty clean first half, then Tyler Lewan #77 for the Tits started trying to hand the game to us all by himself. He must have had money bet on KC today. KC had nine penalties for 80 yards. That’s irresponsible back sliding on team discipline. That’s on Andy Reid. And he has done nothing to fix it since September. 5. Dave Toub should be let go after this season. We haven’t had a single punt return or kickoff return for a TD. So specials are not helping, at all. We can't seem to get through a game without penalties on punt returns. We did have Hardman field a punt on his own three yard line before the end of the first half, so we've got that going for us. We did have Buttkicker miss a critical PAT that changed the game strategy. We did have Colquitt chip in with a 26 yard punt, and have him muff a hold, and add on a intentional grounding when he panicked when the snap hit him in the freaking feet. His game is slipping, he's old and makes a shit ton of money. Time to send him on his way with a gold watch and some pudding at the end of the year. He’s a veteran player, and veteran players should not piss their pants like that when the game is on the line. On the final FG attempt, the guy who blocked the punt was offsides, but the Ref’s had a plane to catch, so…no call. Never should have come to that anyway. Game was lost when they puked up the lead with less than :30. 4. Schwartz lost his injury free streak. At least he had the gonads to suck it up and come back in and play out the rest of the game. Cam Erving got his ass beat on several occasions. We lost Rankin-Canadian Doc’s backup- when they carted him off the field. Ogbah left with a shoulder or chest injury, so now we’re missing both Ogbah and Okafor. Great. 3. Chris Jones was gimping around in the second half. Since we’re running out of guys and they can’t rotate, our D-linemen looked gassed in the fourth quarter, especially when the Tits went to the hurry up offense. When you have twice as many sacks as your opponent, you should win. In the Tits final scoring drive Fenton makes a nice play to break up a pass, then freaking FALLS DOWN to allow the game winning TD. Very Grandpa Bob-like defensive stand. Once again, Andy put the game in Spag’s hands to win it, and he totally shits the bed. 2. Total fail on coaching. Total let down after last week. Pissing away this game, to an AFC opponent, not only totally wipes away the progress from beating the Vikes last week, but even worse, this is a CONFERENCE LOSS, which will probably end up making us play in the first round of the playoffs, on the road somewhere. IF they can pull their heads out of their asses, get it together and actually MAKE the playoffs. After today, I seriously have my doubts. 1. I can’t even bring myself to listen to Andy’s after game presser. Here, let me guess: “We didn’t get the job done. We can’t turn the ball over. We’ve got to be better on special teams. We’ve got a lot of guys hurt. Pat played well coming back but he was rusty, and we dropped too many passes. We have too many penalties. We’ll fix all of this, because we look forward to the challenge of playing the Mexican Chargers on Monday Night Football next week....blah blah blah." I need a Zanex and a handful of Tums. I need to go and be mad somewhere for awhile now. Last edited by gblowfish; 11-11-2019 at 10:59 AM..
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11-10-2019, 04:56 PM	#48
Cosmos Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: California	1) Watkins should sit for Pringle.... absolutely no toughness. 2). Ivie over Penell??? 188 Yds.. 3). Failed to call a Defensive timeout in support of a gassed group right before the go ahead Td. Second time this season this has happened. 4). 3rd and 2 pass... soooo Reid. 5). Is Tyrone Mathieu making a difference...? 6). Run game...at all? 7). More fielding punts inside the 5 yard line. Tremon.... 8). Use of snap count adjustments....2nd time a team has commented on predicting snaps. Coaching... 9). Penalties, penalties.... 10). Time is coming when Mahomes is going to take a position that will put players and coaches under extreme scrutiny.
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11-10-2019, 04:58 PM	#50
InChiefsHeaven Rockin' yer FACE OFF! InChiefsHeaven's Avatar Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Omaha, Nebraska	Good write up. Horrible game, makes me question why they ** I even bother. Yes, some will say "settle down, it's one game". But, when is the last time you ever saw the Patriots have some goofy ass shit like that snap on the FG? Never? You know WHY? Because they actually want to destroy the souls of every team they face, and they don't take anything for granted. This team will NEVER go to the SB with this kind of bullshit coaching. 3rd and 2...let's pass it, even though we had a couple of really nice runs. Pat...throw the er away, don't take a sack there (not that it mattered, but still). We're just a team that **s up constantly when they can least afford it. The worst part is, I'm starting to think it is what it is. I keep telling myself not to get too high or too low on these idiots, but they never cease to find new and creative ways to lose. Kudos...FFS... Oh. Great write up blah blah blah...
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11-10-2019, 04:59 PM	#51
TEX Out Gunning CP's Fandom Police TEX's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Laguna Beach, CA	The frustrating thing is KC could have won this game any number of ways. It HAD to go the way that it did for the Titans to win. If you look at the stats, you would think the Chiefs easily won it. I thought once we got Mahomes this type of a loss was a thing of the past. Nope. Poor coaching down the stretch and terrible defense can trump a generational QB. Pathetic. Nobody should get their game check.
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11-10-2019, 05:00 PM	#52
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11-10-2019, 05:01 PM	#55
MAHOMO 4 LIFE! In Search of a Life MAHOMO 4 LIFE!'s Avatar Join Date: Nov 2018	Mahomes deserves so much more than this. I wouldn’t be upset at him if he didn’t re sign here. He deserves so much more
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11-10-2019, 05:01 PM	#56
siberian khatru 21st Century Schizoid Fan siberian khatru's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Gates of Delirium	From some rando on Twitter: We have a 1987 Michael Jordan. Eventually you have to find your Phil Jackson
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11-10-2019, 05:01 PM	#58
farmerchief Field General farmerchief's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Freeport,Ks	It seemed to me the guys lost focus on offense and especially defense. It’s as if, since they thought Mahomes was back, they didn’t have to be as sharp, or aggressive as they had been when he was gone? Just a terrible loss for the team! I was hollering at the tv, on the play call with 3rd and 2, and was still hollering when they elected to go for the field goal! When is Andy going to learn how to close a game and not depend on the defense, to hold the lead? Wow, Run the ball twice if you have to , and get those 2 yards! The sausage could have ran it twice and picked up 2 yards! What a disappointment!
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11-10-2019, 05:02 PM	#60
Randallflagg MVP Randallflagg's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Olathe	I have tried (over the years) to not get too wrapped up in the Chiefs. Results matter and they have not failed to disappoint for many, many years. Today was just one more example of why I don't get too excited when they win and too mad when they shit the bed.
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