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03-17-2009, 07:43 PM | #5371 |
oxymoron
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03-17-2009, 07:44 PM | #5372 | |
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03-17-2009, 07:46 PM | #5373 |
MER
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03-17-2009, 07:46 PM | #5374 |
I'll be back.
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For Donger's sake, I will answer.
It was already predetermined that she wasn't going to be around that long. We were making out and she was like "**** me! **** me! I have to leave soon!" and I was like, "just suck on my chili dog, babe." Five minutes of bliss proceeded and then it was time for her to go. I lobbied for three minutes of insertion (thinking it wouldn't take even THAT long), but she put her tiny foot down. She's actually quite hardheaded. Don't worry. She'll be back for more. AND I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENIS |
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03-17-2009, 07:46 PM | #5375 |
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03-17-2009, 07:47 PM | #5376 |
oxymoron
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03-17-2009, 07:47 PM | #5377 |
MER
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03-17-2009, 07:47 PM | #5378 |
Hockey Town
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If you actually said chili dog you are that character from the adam sandler cd and don't deserve to be laid.
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03-17-2009, 07:47 PM | #5379 | |
"Think BOOM!"
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She should be shot. With a bullet. Fired from a gun. |
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03-17-2009, 07:48 PM | #5380 |
oxymoron
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03-17-2009, 07:48 PM | #5381 |
MER
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03-17-2009, 07:49 PM | #5382 |
The Insider
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Sounds almost like a strip club with a lap dance. Play with boobies, last 5 minutes, doesnt get you off and then leaves.
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03-17-2009, 07:49 PM | #5383 |
MER
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03-17-2009, 07:49 PM | #5384 | |
I'll be back.
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It's partially my fault. But I see what you're saying. I'm just wondering why I didn't get blue ball. |
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03-17-2009, 07:50 PM | #5385 |
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