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03-16-2009, 03:59 PM | #5281 |
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03-16-2009, 04:01 PM | #5282 |
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03-16-2009, 04:01 PM | #5283 |
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03-16-2009, 04:02 PM | #5284 |
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03-16-2009, 04:05 PM | #5285 |
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03-16-2009, 04:08 PM | #5286 |
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03-16-2009, 04:12 PM | #5287 |
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03-16-2009, 04:14 PM | #5288 |
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03-16-2009, 04:15 PM | #5289 |
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03-16-2009, 04:20 PM | #5290 |
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03-16-2009, 04:21 PM | #5291 |
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Seriously, I'm supposed to walk up to a random girl in the canned goods aisle and whisper:
"I'll guarantee 2 screaming orgasms tonight, and if you work as hard as I do, you can have one too." Sounds like a good way to get slapped. |
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03-16-2009, 04:22 PM | #5292 |
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03-16-2009, 04:27 PM | #5293 |
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03-16-2009, 04:28 PM | #5294 |
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Thats why its funny watching you prance around the board with your new-found can'tbeatgrandpaatarmwrestlin' pipes, trying to swing the pussy axe like a Gladiator, making fun of the way girls look on the internet.
You need to practice with the endless piles of usable wooden sparring swords you've been offered over the years before trying to swing my battle axe. Is that in "dork enough" wording to sink into some he-man cartoon logic of understanding for you? Like a good joke, the timing and delivery of the punch line are KEY to it working. |
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03-16-2009, 04:30 PM | #5295 |
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