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I don't know why everybody's so upset about being called deranged. I'm deranged and I damn well know it. This is my story.
In 1995, my team dominated the NFL and won the SuperBowl.
In 1997, my team dominated the NFL and won the SuperBowl.
In 2003, my team dominated the NFL and won the SuperBowl.
Oh. Wait. No. They. Didn't. They lost their first ****ing playoff game..... at home..... instead.
We need to seek help? WE ALREADY HAVE. DR. PHIL CAN'T EVEN HEAL THESE WOUNDS. WOULD YOU LIKE MY THERAPY BILL, MR. GRETZ?
I'm feeling much better now. Thanks for reading my opinion.
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