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Old 10-23-2021, 10:21 AM   #119
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^ Every one of those criticisms is true...and he's still the best Bond.

The video guy's ranking of Bond actors is pretty bad, imo. Anybody picking George Lazenby at #1 is just being a contrarian.

My Bond Actor Rankings:

01: Connery (Charisma of a movie star)
02: Brosnan (A mix of both Connery and Moore and handsome enough to make the ladykiller thing believable)
03: Moore (Likeability of a tv star)
04: Dalton (TLD vers. not LTK vers.)
05: Craig (Kind of wooden. Scowling isn't a replacement for a personality or charisma)
06: Lazenby



Bond Movies Ranked from Best to Worst:

Casino Royale (2006)
GoldenEye (1995)
The Living Daylights (1987)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Octopussy (1983)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Goldfinger (1964)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Dr. No (1962)
No Time to Die (2021)
Die Another Day (2002)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
The World is Not Enough (1999)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
From Russia with Love (1963)
Skyfall (2012)
Moonraker (1979)
Spectre (2015)
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)
A View to a Kill (1985)
Live and Let Die (1973)
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Quantum of Solace (2008)
Thunderball (1965)
License to Kill (1989)


Hottest Bond Girls:

01 Teri Hatcher as "Paris Carver"
02 Denise Richards as "Christmas Jones"
03 Luciana Paluzzi as "Fiona Volpe"
04 Halle Berry as "Jinx"
05 Maria Grazia Cucinotta as "Cigar Girl"
06 Famke Janssen as "Xenia Onatopp"
07 Claudine Auger as "Domino Derval"
08 Britt Ekland as "Mary Goodnight"
09 Jill St. John as "Tiffany Case" (Good face, good body, bad wigs)
10 Tanya Roberts as "Stacey Sutton" (I cheated here. Makeup and wardrobe didn't do her any favors in "A View to a Kill" but there is no way I can keep her off the list after growing up watching her in Beastmaster (1982) and Sheena (1984). I mean c'mon now...





Bond MILFs:

01 Monica Belluci as "Lucia Sciarra" (10 or 20 years younger and she would have been at the top of my list of Bond girls.
02 Maud Adams as "Octopussy" (She's just classy looking)

Honorable mentions:

Izabella Scorupco as "Natalya Simonova" (Hotter in real life than in GoldenEye)
Cecilie Thomsen as "Inga Bergstrom" (hot but barely in TND)
Barbara Bach as "Anya Amasova" (looks great in a Russian hat)



Favorite Pre-Title Sequences:

GoldenEye (1995)
Casino Royale (2006)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
The World is Not Enough (1999)
You Only Live Twice (1967)



Best Opening Credits:

The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
Goldfinger (1964)


Favorite Theme Songs:

"James Bond Theme" by Monty Norman & John Barry (Dr. No)
"Live and Let Die" by Wings (Live and Let Die )
"The World is Not Enough" by Garbage (The World is Not Enough)

Favorite Henchmen:

Oddjob
Jaws
Xenia Onatopp
Mr. Kidd and Mr. Wynt
Fatima Blush


Favorite Movie Posters:

Dr. No (United Artists, 1962) Spanish One Sheet
Thunderball (United Artists, 1965) One Sheet
Octopussy (MGM/UA, 1983) British Quad
Live and Let Die (United Artists, 1973) Six Sheet
For Your Eyes Only (United Artists, 1981) British Quad


You can view these posters here:

https://www.limitedruns.com/blog/mov...s-of-all-time/


Not included on that site is the video game cover version of From Russia With Love. I've always liked this one:


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