Quote:
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Originally Posted by kcirnamffoh
This crazy guy went running into his counselor’s office screaming, “I’m a teapee, I’m a teapee!!”
The counselor trying to calm him down replied, “Relax already, you’re just too tense”.
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The version I've heard:
Patient-
Doc, I'm going crazy. Every night I dream I'm a teepee. Then I wake up screaming and go back to sleep only to dream I'm a wigwam.
Doctor-
Don't worry. You're just "two tents!"