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Originally Posted by FAX
Best theory ever.
Wights (or whatever they're called) raise up some dead Starks and the dead Starks take the side of the live Starks and whoop ass on Night King and his minions.
Then the dead Starks realize that there are some damn Targanians (sp?) hanging about and decide to destroy them too. Starks vs. Starks/Targs could lead to that blonde bitch in the Red Keep winning the whole damn thing. Or maybe that badass little girl with the Scottish accent.
FAX
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PLOT TWIST!
...while everyone was fighting, off scene the Ice Dragon was slutting it around with the two regular Fire Dragons, making little Fire & Ice Baby Dragons who shoot Icy Hot flames and **** shit up and kill everyone and flood the world with more baby Icy Hot Dragons who also **** shit up and Dornish titties and eat undead people because its disrespectful to be a necrophilliac and why would you **** a grandma wildling anyway?, clearly Icy Hot Dragons are needed to keep Hillary Clinton from selling Hot Dogs to the Dothraki.
And that my friend, is why they call it Fire and Ice.
It all comes full circle.