Amidst a buzz of interest, a bearded medieval man steps to the podium.
"Cincinnati," he says, looking around the room. "The city was named after the Roman General Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus. Some may think that the use of two Cins is wasteful of ink and breath. Why not just Cinnati? The name would be just as unique.
"But I, Galileo Galilei, am here to defend the use of duplicate names. And for the rest of the draft, Cincinnati will educate you with great examples of reduplicated names."
"But for now, we'll get down to business and just concentrate on football, and specifically a player who does not have a duplicated name."
The Cincinnati Bengals select Jer'Zhan Newton, DT, Illinois.