[Rain Man]

Hail to the Chief plays over the loudspeakers, and a war hero steps forward.



"Citizens of the USA," John F. Kennedy says, pointing to the audience. "We choose to go to the Super Bowl. We choose to go to the Super Bowl in this decade, not because it is easy, but because it is hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept. And to do that, we need the right people on the team. One of those is about to be revealed to you."

"The Washington Commanders select Jarvis Brownlee, CB, Louisville."

The president waits for the applause to end, then thanks the crowd and heads out to have a threesome with a couple of buxom blondes.