Mickey leans into the microphone.
"Football fans of America," he says. "Tampa is not just a team for the city of Tampa, but for all of central Florida. St. Peter represented St. Petersburg in the first round, and now Minnie and I are here to represent Orlando with a very special guest!"
With a flourish, Minnie pulls the cover off of the object they're carrying as Mickey exclaims, "Kids, say hello to the severed head of Walt Disney!"
