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That settles it. Patrick Mahomes is Jesus. He performs miracles. He loves being with people on the team who have issues. Yeah, he teaches elite followers like Kelce, but he'd rather spend time with the losers. I can see his locker room pep talks now:
Blessed are the disliked #1 overall pick fatties from terrible draft classes, for they shall look competent!
Blessed are the talentless undrafted loser WRs, for they shall make the 53 man roster!
Blessed are those unfairly framed for heinous acts by local fish wrap, for they shall avoid suspension!
Blessed are the WRs ignored by Alex Smith, for they shall catch my first career TD pass!
Blessed are the defensive backs who complain about no-look passes in practice, for their asses shall be dragged to a Super Bowl victory!
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