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What a press conference. Unreal.
REPORTER MORON: Why don't you run gadget plays, Mr. Roleo?
ROLEO BUFFOON: Because they don't work.
REPORTER MORON: But your regular plays don't work either, Mr. Roleo. What's the difference?
ROLEO BUFFOON: The difference is ... well ... you know ... in the NFL ... the, you know, difference is ... if we ran a bunch of, you know, gadget plays and they didn't work, you'd be asking why. you know, the gadget plays didn't, you know, work instead of, you know, the fundamental plays. Would you rather see gadget plays that, you know, don't work or, you know, regular plays?
REPORTER MORON: I'd rather see gadget plays, Mr. Roleo.
ROLEO BUFFOON: Well, you're not going to see any gadget plays.
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