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Originally Posted by Iowanian
Don't sweat them Mer.....they're the same guys whose ladies are so fat, they look like the michelin man naked, and sound like a combination of a half full waterbet being jumped on by a couple of midgets and driving over the rumblestrips on the side of the hwy when they hump her.
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In those wives defense, it's hard to maintain a girlish figure when you can't straddle your man's gut to ride him. And even if your legs stretched that far the coarse hair covering their hides would scrape her skin right off.
Better that she comforts herself with food and he with beer. That way they don't procreate.