A Ronald Reagan joke.
A Priest and a Politician died and together and met with Saint Peter. He scanned through the formalities and took them to show where quarters were to be.
He took them to a small room with a bed, desk, chair and a candle. He said this is where the clergyman would stay.
This bothered the Politician on what might be in store for him. He couldn't have imagined when they stopped outside a beautiful mansion with many grounds and servants and stated that these would be his quarters.
The Politician couldn't believe it and had to ask "How can I have a mansion and the good and holy man clergyman only gets a small room?"
St Peter said "You have to understand how the things are up here. We have thousands and thousands of clergyman up here, but you are the first Politician to make it here".
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