(Hail to the Chief music.)
Everyone immediately recognizes former President Grover Cleveland as he steps to the podium.
"You'll see why I was selected for this pick soon enough," he says. "For now, I'll just say that the Mugwumps and I are steadfastly opposed to corruption and cronyism, and therefore we will select the best man for the job.
"The Washington Commanders select Caelen Carson, CB, Wake Forest."
As a side note, Grover actually executed two men by hanging during his early career as a sheriff. I did not know that.