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Q: How many Chiefs Planet members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs.
19 to post that this board is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb board.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post Q.
8 to ask what Q means.
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin.
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
7 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on CP and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving forever over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.
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