It would be kind of cool if they just went full generic for a season. Not even a pronoun to describe someone.
Announcer: Here we are, on a nice cool day at Washington Football Stadium. The offense is on the field, and the quarterback is behind center. Here's the snap, and the quarterback drops back. The quarterback looks, throws, and it's caught by the tight end! The tight end jukes and stiffarms the opposing left inside linebacker. The tight end is running down the field, and the tight end has one opposing player to beat. That player is the strong safety, and the strong safety makes the tackle at the 1!"
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