Yeah, I'd say ketchup can **** off too, except for one thing, . . . . corned beef hash. Perfect marriage with ketchup.
Don't HATE ketchup, . . . actually over the years I've found I don't necessarily HATE ranch even [I think Cool Ranch Doritos somehow acclimated me to the flavor], . . . but those two are among my most superfluous condiments. Condiments of last resort.
Oh, except the once and future King of hateable condiments, . . . Miracle Whip.
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