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If they come for us, they will come for everyone.
Cowboys—why exclude Cowgirls??
Giants—how dare you gaslight overweight people with this awful synonym!
Vikings-Nordic warriors were violent and awful. Can’t have them represented!
Patriots—represented by a white man. Nuff said
Saints—represents exclusion instead of inclusion. What about atheists and other faiths?!
Raiders—pretty obvious here.
49ers—White people in gold rush enslaved Natives. Must be changed!
Bucs—Buccaneers enslaved people and killed them. Name gotta go
Steelers—Can’t have this name in the age of global warming. You’re a racist, xenophobic, sexist asshole if you believe that.
All other animal names must donate a large portion of their profits to help the animals their city represent.
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