So my daughter turns 20 today and I've told her I bought her a present that cost $1000 and it will last her a lifetime. So what I bought her was a lifetime state fishing license but it hasn't arrived yet so as she knows I like watching stuff on the bigfoot topic I'm gonna tell her I've got us a hunting trip lined up with a guide that guarantees us to see at least one bigfoot and it will give her memories to last a lifetime.
She's gonna freak out and say hell no but I'm gonna play it off until tomorrow as the real deal.
Heh!
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