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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I've been studying Frank to see what his moves are. He has several, but they're not working yet. I see the following:
1. The Lean. He stands up and leans against the offensive lineman, hiding behind the guy so he can catch a quarterback by surprise if the quarterback runs by. This is apparently his favorite move since he uses it a lot.
2. The Gator. He falls down and lies very still, ready to grab a QB's ankles when he least expects it.
3. The Sprint. He runs straight upfield past the quarterback, positioning himself to make the tackle if the quarterback inexplicably starts running toward his own end zone.
4. The Windmill. He stands several yards from the quarterback, waving his arms wildly to distract him.
5. The helicopter. As you mentioned, he spins rapidly to create a wind vortex that will blow the ball off course.
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The Playground Spazzout. Spin and flail your arms in all directions as you otherwise nestle softly into the tackles arms.
The Hysterical Woman. Pound your fists against the tackle's chest as you slowly lose consciousness and slump to the ground.