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It's nice to see Nicky Lopez and Bubba Starling killing it in AAA. Itd be awful to rush them too the majors, especially when you have such integral parts of our future keeping them down. How could you ever replace Chris Getz, I mean Owings, and his .564 OPS. If a .564 OPS doesn't get your dick hard, then read on for more stat Viagra.
*****CAUTION STOP READING IF YOURE NOT READY FOR AN ERECTION THAT WILL LAST LONGER THAN 4 HOURS*****
So .564 OPS doesn't do it for you? Well let's dig a little deeper into the stat book. Does 26 SO to 7 BB get your blood flowing? How about the 8 RBIs in 22 games.
**** I just blew my load.
Guess you can only look at Chris Owings stats for so long.
**** Billy Hamilton and his worthless ass blocking Starling.
Come on Daytons Defenders. Tell me how these are thecright moves.
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