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Goodell: Where the hell have you been, Chicago?
Bill Murray: Traaaaaaading, sir!
Bears fans: Trading, sir!
Goodell: What kind of trading, son?
Bill Murray: Draaaaaaaft pick trading, sir!
Bears fans: Draft pick trading, sir!
Goodell: Where's your quarterback, men?
Bill Murray: Arrowheeeeead, sir!
Bears fans: Arrowhead, sir!
Chris Berman: Uhh, yes, sir, these are Matt Nagy's men. John Fox traded up to take Mitch Trubisky and left Patrick Mahomes on the table.
Goodell: I see. So am I to understand you men are going forward without Patrick Mahomes?
Bill Murray: Tha's the fact, Jack!
Bears fans:: That's the fact, Jack!
Goodell: You're going to need a lot of help, then. Who are you taking?
Bill Murray:
The Chicago Bears select Miles Sanders, RB, Penn State!