***Official Defense thread***
 

Discuss all things defense

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When you&#39;re so bad at run defense you make it a legitimately good choice to run the ball at you consistently, that&#39;s pretty impressive(ly bad). <a href="https://t.co/hFnQIuLKqe">https://t.co/hFnQIuLKqe</a></p>&mdash; Seth Keysor (@RealMNchiefsfan) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/1440388421537525767?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 21, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lock this bitch until we see the chiefs play some

BRC are you a swinger

4 more touchdowns allowed than the next 8 closest teams is impressive as ****. Almost like they went out to smash the record

I am unaware of this “defense” thing of which you speak. Seems I may have seen it in the past, but now I have no recollection of what it is supposed to be.

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turnstile

I still cant believe we lost to that steaming pile of shit gimmicky offense from baltimore

gross

I’d like to start out by saying this thread existing is a paradox...Because unlike what I’ve seen on the field so far, it exists.

Nothing has led me to believe it exists in real life.

I have found Terro brand liquid bait traps work pretty good for ant defense.

Defense has been nothing more than a speed bump. It's only purpose is to give the offense a little rest.

Remember when Tomba/DJ/Justin were our linebackers?

How ****ing dare you forget Mauga

That 2015 defense was terrible for the first month or so I believe they set some records. Spags first year the defense was so bad til the first Denver game they were close to setting some records against the run.

It's a long season folks.