Too many regulars are online right now
 

It shouldn't be this quiet in here tonight, Saints Preserve Us

Somebody pleeease get it moving... do a little dance, sing a little song, rehash an old beef with another poster, tell us a good joke, whatever it takes ffs

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?



That's about all I've got.

If a blind woman says you have a big dick, she’s probably pulling your leg

What to do call a cow with no legs?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

What do you call a virgin deer with no eyes and no legs?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

See? thats at least a start

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What’s 10 inches long and white?

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with just one hand?

If only Hootie was here to tell us how wronged he was on gambling on Royals with other CPers. I don't think he got to explain his side of the situation.

LMAO

THIS is absolutely the thread for THAT

Bring on the drama, baby...