You Deserve Some Poop Today,,,
 

At McDonalds!
https://www.kmbc.com/article/mcdonal...teria/25360060

British newspaper Metro published findings Wednesday from an investigation they did on random samplings of U.K. McDonald's touch screens. The article was aptly titled "Poo Found on Every McDonald’s Touchscreen Tested."

According to the paper, they swabbed the new self-order machines in eight different England locations — six in London and two in Birmingham.

The breadth of different and concerning bacteria on each one worried senior lecturer in microbiology at London Metropolitan University Dr. Paul Matawele, who told the Metro: "We were all surprised how much gut and [fecal] bacteria there was on the touchscreen machines. These cause the kind of infections that people pick up in hospitals."

Among those bacteria was staphylococcus, which has been linked to toxic shock syndrome. Matawele called the bacteria "so contagious." He was also concerned about the listeria, klebsiella and proteus strains found, each of which contributes to a different serious illness.

When contacted by the paper, a McDonald's representative commented, "Our self-order screens are cleaned frequently throughout the day. All of our restaurants also provide facilities for customers to wash their hands before eating."

Look for the Brown Arches!

:shrug: It's silly that they single out McDonald's for this. I would think that any public location with frequently touched surfaces would face the same issue.

As if I wasn't turning into Howard Hughes already....

I bring my own bags to Walmart for this very reason.

Which is why some form of this same story comes out multiple times per year, every year.

Last one i heard was to not use the hand dryer because it recycles air with poop particles in it back to your hands.

But of course you can't use a paper towel dispenser because, well, poop particles that get on the dispenser handle.

Howdy-Ho!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...e_xmas_poo.jpg

"Don't put that finger in your ear! You don't know where it's been!"

Only order online via an app. That way the only feces getting on your hands is your own. LOL

But what about your food?

Have it delivered by GrubHub.

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Shopping carts. Kids hands riding in the seat, plus adult hands that have been wiping the kids ass in the car.

What about the high school kid making the food?? Bet his hands could glow in the dark with a black light..

I'll have the shit sandwich .... and a diet Coke.