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KC native 12-19-2014 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 11202260)
No offense, but you definitely need to implement the middle step of most post-breakup plans. If you're not an interesting person, make yourself an interesting person.



http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...#ixzz3MMkvXxEY

He is a lost cause.

KC native 12-19-2014 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11202276)
Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...

Exactly this.

beach tribe 12-19-2014 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11202208)
Often enough to make whatever guy I'm doing it to forget that I must have done it a bunch of other times too.

We'd get along.

beach tribe 12-19-2014 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11202276)
Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...

She loves me enough not to mind.

Sorter 12-19-2014 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 11202271)
Anytime I want. Learn how to barter.

I can get a BJ in the car, while watching football, whenever I want.

C'mon, baby. Let's make a deal.
Usually only costs me a 15 min message.

Wait a minute.

You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio?

beach tribe 12-19-2014 11:40 AM

On a side note, the GF before this one never spilled or spit a drop.

You'd think that shit had Tussin' in it.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-19-2014 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 11202285)
She loves me enough not to mind.

Mine too, hence the "often" but I'd rather give her what we both really want is all. That's just what's best in my house.YMMV

beach tribe 12-19-2014 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 11202286)
Wait a minute.

You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio?

What can I say, the girl is a reader.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-19-2014 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 11202286)
Wait a minute.

You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

KC native 12-19-2014 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 11202286)
Wait a minute.

You're telling me you send girls a Rico post and you can get insta-fellatio?

LMAO

Sorter 12-19-2014 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 11202291)
On a side note, the GF before this one never spilled or spit a drop.

You'd think that shit had Tussin' in it.

LMAO

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 12-19-2014 11:42 AM

One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-19-2014 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 11202298)
One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.

1 minute of foreplay is the leading cause of divorce I'd guess.

Discuss Thrower 12-19-2014 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 11202245)
Hold on. You're abandoning talking to chicks for 2 years because a Tinder convo went bad??

Nah. I began that nine months ago. I kept up messaging the Tinder chick because she started it and was curious to see how far I could go before I'd stop getting replies.

KC native 12-19-2014 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudy lost the toss (Post 11202298)
One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.

Neither is sticking it in your farm animals' mouths.

Yes, all aggie fans are animal ****ers.


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