IT'S GO TIME

http://i.imgur.com/huw9D8zl.jpg

do the power hour with it.

What did they give you?

I think i need to take some of that. just to do a 'reset'.

The shit is going to hit the fan when Kramer hears about this

Obviously not the shits.

LMAO

Stand on your head and get a funnel

Push it was my jam!

Drank it all.

Now relaxing to John Carpenter's "Big Trouble In Little China" soundtrack.

A co-worker told me once that he usually downs a bottle before he goes to visit the in laws.

"They often comment about how much time I spend in the bathroom"

Mr miagee as egg is great in that movie

Did it have a great lemony flavor?

I think i have a perpetual traffic jam on my H. Highway. I might need to do a Ctl+Alt+Delete

At least it was dye free

My center of gravity is dropping.

Quick pull your finger!

You should put a liner in a garbage can and weigh it

Had a false alarm. FARTS!

Get another bottle and butt chug it.

ROFL

That's just evil.

Twins... Gonna need c section dude. Can you feel it's heartbeat yet?

LMAO

have you come up with a name for it yet?

Cassel coming out of your Pioli

Jr.

Baby Cassel,thats a great name. Be sure & take pics of baby Cassel

I'd name it "Davis".

Good point. Bad luck not to name it

it's a Trap!

FYP

Have you applied for a SSN# for it yet?

don't forget the DipTet H.I.

Name it Marmaduke cause it will likely bark coming out

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I just dropped a huge shit in your honor. I named it Clay Wendler and everything.

You should have named it the claw

If that doesn't work, there's only two ways to escalate things. Neither are fun. Good luck!!!

This reminds me a lot of the pitch drop thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ighlight=pitch

LMAO

May the Force be with you, Clay.

Ughhhhh come on

I sense a presence. In my colon.

Is a bulk-forming laxative that won't help him in this situation.

Use the Force, Clay.

http://members.shaw.ca/david.p.z.888...wan_kenobi.jpg

You sure seem to know your shit. :evil:

like when it thunders before toradic activity.

The time of reckoning is nigh.

It will be gone soon. Will you miss it?

Just take the plunger to it man. It's all that can save you!

I sure do. :D

You feeling the downtown pushdown?

it'll be like giving up a new baby for adoption / :(



You gonna put the photo of your shit on Fecesbook?

take pics and upload them as soon as you poop!!!

TBH I have shit 5 times already since I have been at work. I had golden corral yesterday and in order to 'get my money worth' I ate waaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

Maybe that will act as inspiration. If I can do it, you can too.

Look!

A star in the east!

false alarm

Shoot some coffee up your asshole.

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_im...gay-dating.jpg

This picture should get you ready.

I think its gonna be a grapeshot turd.

Little balls of disappointment. Very unsatisfying.

I'm betting its the plug type. A nice compact ball on one end, but once you break the seal all hell will break loose. Loose being the operative word.

Jesus. Guessing you're taking some pain pills from the surgery?

I remember when I had an inguinal hernia surgery. They did it the old fashioned way - not laproscopically - and between the pain pills clogging me up and not having any strength in my core, it was a rough week.

Good luck. You're going to need it.

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USUL HAS CALLED A BIG ONE

http://i.imgur.com/YKJHvKQ.jpg

Man up a push that sucker out sugar tits!

I'm not sure why I keep checking this thread - I'm genuinely concerned I'm going to scroll down and see a pic of a bowl so full it's drydocked.

Do you have a large collection of magazines to read while thy almighty shit is passed?

LMAOLMAO

A midget came out of his arse!!!

nope, just a spice dream

I wouldn't want to be around when he blows/pops. I would suggest to go to a public restroom. It's gonna sound like you dropped a watermelon in the toilet. Also, you don't have to clean up the mess:)

Yep

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