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Eureka

06-23-2021 03:05 PM

SOS: Save our sex doll

A damsel is in distress and needed rescued. Seems the rescue got blown up out of proportion. In the end the rescue team was left deflated although she still got a hole lot o' loving left, they say.

Quote:

A team of emergency rescue divers was flummoxed after responding to the scene of a nude “drowning woman” — only to discover that it was actually a floating life-size sex doll.

https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/sex-do...rowning-woman/

Rain Man

06-23-2021 03:08 PM

You don't want to lose the rock-paper-scissors to do the mouth to mouth resuscitation in that situation.

Rainbarrel

06-23-2021 03:12 PM

Are they obligated to save live semen?

Peter Gibbons

06-23-2021 03:45 PM

Should we fly a banner?

Spott

06-23-2021 04:08 PM

Still wood.

scho63

06-23-2021 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rainbarrel (Post 15719034)

Are they obligated to save live semen?

Only if they fell off the battleship. :D

scho63

06-23-2021 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainbarrel (Post 15719034)

Are they obligated to save live semen?

Well they sure as shit ain't saving dead semen. Those guys float to the bottom and sleep with the fishes.

Rasputin

06-23-2021 08:19 PM

I'm sure Hammock Parties is grateful to get his doll back.

Eureka

06-23-2021 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasputin (Post 15719370)

I'm sure Hammock Parties is grateful to get his doll back.

He's more of a cum sock kind of guy. To each their own I always say.

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/bb/eb/ab/b...c086b438dd.jpg

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