Even if they DID use the "Hand Theory" as the basis for story and outcome, something that I could at least BEGIN to halfway respect, it would do nothing to quell the fact that Luke Skywalker was raped by a talentless, metro-sexual gorilla who should have never been given the reigns without a pre-determined direction and story.

As it stands, the trilogy is currently in a state similar to a Kansas City nightclub on Sunday morning:

The special stank of rancid beer, mop water, and the Missouri River hang deeply in the air inviting the poor, unsuspecting soul who opens the door for the AM shift to be greeted by an overpowering sensation of emptiness, and a hangover which can only be cured by slipping quietly to the bar and pouring oneself a tall glass of liquid courage to endure the long day ahead.

An interlude. Bringing back a vid that absolutely all of us have seen, and all of us want to see translated into the movies -

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So. ****ing. Good.

Despite what you crabapples say, your ass will be in the seat to see Billy Dee this December.

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Lando is next up for butchering? Sounds about right. They're gonna' wash that extroverted, classic male sexuality right out of their hair!

LMAO

I think the right hand concept is interesting however the new movies are missing something. Perhaps it's just that I'm older and the special effects don't impress me like they used to. The characters are what drove the original Star Wars and the new characters simply are flat and unrealistic. The prequels were not the best, especially the mess that was episode one and Jar Jar Sith Lord Binks, however they attempted to at least give the characters some sort of story. Cardboard cutouts would be more realistic.

I don't know... Han dying wasn't really a shock and I still get a heavy heart watching Spock die in Wrath of Kahn.

Honestly, there aren't any points in the movie that I remember except for the green seamomma milk Luke drank. He was really hamming it up in that scene.

Speculation going around that Richard Grant is playing Obi-Wan or a young Snoke.

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Nicely done. That actually looked good.

What happened to Dane? I can't remember why he is gone. I really miss him shitting all over these and giving us inside scoops.

I think Dane did it right; just log-off and disappear.

Space B-17s were really dumb. Think it was supposed to be some magnetic shit like you mentioned but was too goofy to care. Those Poe jokes were also quite awkward and agreed should have been the tip-off in what we were in for.

The jokes were an abortion. Completely out of character for a Star Wars movie.

I'm not sure you've ever been right about anything.

I'm not sure you have any interests in this forum other than following me about and begging for my attention in your pathetic, and passive-aggressive way.

I'm quite sure you are wrong once again

Darth Vader going across galaxie hunting Jedi or Sith War movie please thank you