Bob Kraft Busted for Soliciting Prostitution
 

:LOL: You'd think a billionaire could get laid without taking this kind of risk.


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Jupiter Police chief Daniel Kerr just announced Patriots owner Robert Kraft is being charged with soliciting another to commit prostitution.


https://www.wptv.com/news/region-n-p...operation-live

This was an overture to signing Tebow. Belichick doesn't want any virgins on his team thus seeking out a hooker.

Inflategate

Kraft be like;


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Felategate

This is the guy that's been Goodell's right-hand man for "protecting the shield" and enforcing an NFL moral code. What a bunch of pompous bullshit.

Is it a male prostitute?

Those can range from a slap on the wrist to life in prison. JFC what a dummy.

Apparently it's a prostitution ring that got taken down and a bunch of Johns got hit as well. Might be more ugly for Kraft if the women were "more unwilling" (so to speak) than usual.

Is this part of the new Gillette campaign?

(In slow stroke victim voice):
“I believe this is the best I can be”
“Now dance for me sugartits......”

Oh. Welp, I'm leaning more towards the latter if that's the case.

Nothing wrong with pounding some ****h

There will be calls for him to be forced to sell the team.

“That would never happen in Foxboro”

Tom Brady suspended for 6 games.