These announcers have no idea what they're talking about. This is like the Australian version of Booger McFarland and Joe Buck.

If Jake Stringer keeps obtaining the center bounces the Dockers don't stand a chance.

Ridley has got Spice on the hand option.

This guy that looks like Ferris Buehler is throwing mad elbows!

A nice clean set of heels sets up the first potential goal of the half!

And he misses it and looks like the guy in front of him just passed gas.

The biggest development so far that I've seen is that Cocker started the game with long sleeves and has gone to no sleeves whatsoever.

Dumb move! Free kick. You idiots.

Like kicking a pillow!

Dylan Shiel with a big opportunity but no bueno. This guy just doesn't fancy himself too well.

And the empty seat with a clear reception!

Good lower back rub!

Or maybe that was sexual harassment!

No, it was legal.

Pumps it hard!