Can't out run a bad diet

So THAT'S why dentists only hire hot hygienists...

Is there a ****ing store y'all go to to pick up solid 8s who seem shockingly attainable?

I blame O.city's grumpy ass.

Hello Fresh is great. Gets her to cook and eat fairly healthy.

They come to us. We're a lonely very easily duped lot of guys.

I mean, he's a dentist. You'd be grumpy too if your hands were in the mouths of Southwest Missouri's finest all day, err day.

Lemme tell you about the most terrifying conversation I've ever had.

"So...it's Christmas and you've been talking about how hard it is to find time to get to the gym. Do you...uh...want me to get you one of those mirror things for a home gym?"

She was either going to love the idea or murder me where I stood.

It worked out. Bet man you'd better be real careful reading the room there.

Side note - that thing really is great. I even enjoyed it before I broke my shoulder and got out of the habit. But she hasn't missed a workout since we got it (January of 2021) and depending on how hard you push yourself, you can really kick your own ass.

It's nobodies fault but his own. Missouri isn't the only state that has missing teeth.

Debbie Downer's about to bust a chubby.

LMAO

Those things are outrageously expensive....but I did get my wife a Peloton.

I'm really liking JT Woods hoping we can get him if we don't take a safety earlier

LMAO That’s great. Glad that didn’t go sideways for you!

It wasn't any more expensive than the peleton if I recall. Or at least not prohibitively so. Something like 750 vs 900 I think?

The nice thing is it doesn't take up space. I mean we could've gotten rid of the treadmill but I need that stupid thing to put the damn rottweiler on when he won't calm the hell down and it's raining or cold outside. Damn spaz dog will sprint around the house then go jump on the thing and stare at me until I set it to an incline and run him for 5 miles.

yeah, that's the one! That guy!

Also in my 'what I want' draft.