Happy Joinsiversary Clay!
 

Today is Clay's 17th year anniversary of joining CP. Clay is the most productive poster in CP history! In those 17 years Clay has averaged 34.42 posts per day, so if you take out 8 hrs for sleep that leaves him with 16 hours to post. That's over 2 posts per waking hour every day for the last 17 years. Since there has been 4 leap years in the amount of time Clay has been here that means he has had 99,344 hours in which he was available to post and in those hours he has managed to post 213,106 times! Hes a CP HoFer.

Everyone give clay a round of applause and wish him a happy join day. It's time for you 17 spankings!

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A CP legend

So in the words of Captain Jack Sparrow ..."he really needs to find himself a girl, mate" ROFL :P

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j/k....gochiefs is solid!

Claynus the Heinous Anus: convincing people to not procreate through a message board for 17 years.</br></br>A CP treasure!

WHAT ABOUT ME!!! DID CLAY MAKE BACON!!!!! **** NO!!!

ANYWAY, THE ALEX SMITH YEARS WERE UNBEARABLE!!!!!!

Get a life....ROFL... congrats dickhead..

I feel like I've watched you grow up here at CP. Your early days were pretty rough, but you stuck it out...and look at you now! Happy 17th.

This is a great thread. Good thing your privileges have been restored. I have sorely missed your threads.






ROFL

I'm glad I was incarcerated for those.

Great, now flush the ****ing turd.

These stats are even more impressive when you consider all the bannings in the early years.