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Dayze 12-19-2014 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 11202946)
Reminds me of drinking underage at this dive bar back in '99 or so. Closing time I played kiss me where it smells funny on the jukebox and that old tart took me home and really tought me how to properly glaze a ham

I really don't even know what this means LMAO

eDave 12-19-2014 04:39 PM

It's always LSF for me when engaging in coitus.

ChiTown 12-19-2014 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 11202958)
I really don't even know what this means LMAO

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Glaze+the+ham

Donger 12-19-2014 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11202910)
Why?

I've never asked, so I don't know.

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11202910)
Does it look like Ben Jones?

I don't know who that is or what he looks like, so I don't know.

booger 12-19-2014 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 11202958)
I really don't even know what this means LMAO

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11202966)

:thumb:

Good looking out Chi

BigRedChief 12-19-2014 04:49 PM

This thread is evolving into potential Hall of Classics material.

smells like motorcycles and freedom down there ROFL

eDave 12-19-2014 04:52 PM

The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.

Katipan 12-19-2014 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11202986)
The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.

I would think a large percentage of women would just put her hands on your hands.

The amputee or stubby.



Bonus points for everyone that just touched their shoulders and looked at their elbows.

booger 12-19-2014 05:11 PM

You Put the bald man in
You pull the bald man out
And you shake it all around
That's what it's all about

Rain Man 12-19-2014 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11202883)
I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.

I don't know about that. Those high notes at the rockets' red glare are pretty likely to lead to bombs bursting in air.

Katipan 12-19-2014 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11203081)
I don't know about that. Those high notes at the rockets' red glare are pretty likely to lead to bombs bursting in air.

I hum like Barry White.

booger 12-19-2014 05:40 PM

I try sweet home Alabama but it always sounds more like La Bamba

mdchiefsfan 12-19-2014 05:42 PM

Couple times every three weeks.

Fire Me Boy! 12-19-2014 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11202975)
I've never asked, so I don't know.



I don't know who that is or what he looks like, so I don't know.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eqJBl7RpTj...00/cooter.jpeg

Donger 12-19-2014 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11203129)

LMAO

Wow. Is that Dukes of Hazzard? If so, I'm going to have some fun tonight when she and the kids get home.


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