Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 11202856)

I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'
LMAO

Originally Posted by El Jefe (Post 11202871)

I don't know a much better way to do foreplay than to make out---Oral---Sex. All can be done within 30 minutes depending on weather conditions ;)

On your last note, one statement sums up my thoughts about eating box "happy wife, happy life".

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11202852)

This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11202861)

Donger, do you slip your dick through your pajama bottoms(White Dave Chappelle skit style) when you and the wife get that hot and heavy missionary action going?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11202881)

She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11202853)

LMAO

Originally Posted by booger (Post 11202886)

Worst part is finding one who gets off on it. It's fun and hilarious but I damn near passed out running out of breath numerous times!

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11202883)

I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11202892)

I wish we were doing secret santa.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11202881)

She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11202897)

cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?