Daydreamin' about Taking a Huge Dump, Then Pissing on the Dump To Cut It in Half
 

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They say folk music is dead

the strength of a man's boner piss in the morning is an unrivaled force of nature

you ever wish you could cum like peter north and AM boner piss at the same time?

it'd be like one of those fake bukkake videos where the guy's got a fake dick and blasts several chicks super soaker style

i'd imagine that's about 1/100th of the feeling superman had when he blasted shotgun loads in lois lane

What if you walk into a public stall and there’s a huge splash log laid across the bowl, and you know damn well it’s not going down unless you pee on it. But how can you choke your way through it? No other stalls are open. What do you do?

Peeing on a stranger’s turd, now there’s something to write a song about.

That's a "nope" scenario.

Find grandpa's H.R. Pufnstuf Freddy the flute with '70s resin & join the Rashee Rice thread

OJ is dead and now this.. I hate the offseason..

I’m pooping right now FTW!!!