Matt Patricia and his pencil will be ready

Patricia is kind of a weird last name. I mean, maybe it's not "weird" per se, but it's definitely unique. I personally don't know anybody with a woman's first name as their last name...

Matt Myrtle
Matt Gertrude
Matt Ethyl
Matt Debbie
Matt Barbara
Matt Dorothy
Matt Eleanor
Matt Betty

Hmm.

Detroit sucks. Chiefs win 45-17

Lions might be playing without Darius Slay.

Andy Reid will not be outcoached by the likes of Patricia, and Money will never be outplayed by Stafford

My knee jerk sense says it could maybe be ugly and weird looking... but Detroit is about to meet the ultimate engine, and it has the horses to win ugly or not

Was that the Gannon Thanksgiving game?

And Mike Daniels.

This has rape written all over it....

They looked good today.

Stafford can't run around like Jackson so I think we're gonna be OK.

YAS bitch!!!

Ive only seen a little bit of lions fooseball and they just feel like an uninspired team. Like patriot level emotional lock down without the BB genius to keep things going.

Darrel Williams was productive today. I wouldn't be surprised if he get's more work vs Detroit. If he keeps producing like he did today, I think he's more of the work horse type of RB than Damien or Shady.

**** em.

As an NFL fan, I'm embarrassed to admit how little I know about the Lions. They're kinda like the Bengals of the NFC. You know they exist, but they always suck so you don't pay any attention to them.

Might have to review some game tape (watch YouTube highlights), and see if a Lions fan forum even exists and do some reading there.

Report from the Lions fan forum:

They don't talk about much. They felt like they were kinda lucky to beat Philadelphia. They are entertaining the idea of trading for Jalen Ramsey. There was also this.

I don't think that guy was being serious though.

I'll be there!