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SECTION11 08-29-2003 11:42 AM
Break up the Cardinals!!
 
Muahahahahaaaaa....

MOhillbilly 08-29-2003 11:48 AM
:bong:

|Zach| 08-29-2003 11:50 AM
I would rather they make it so air actully flows through the stadium they play at.

SECTION11 08-29-2003 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by ZachKC
I would rather they make it so air actully flows through the stadium they play at.

C'mon... nobody can resist the dreamy comfort of metal bleachers sitting in 110 degree heat!

Boozer 08-29-2003 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SECTION11
C'mon... nobody can resist the dreamy comfort of metal bleachers sitting in 110 degree heat!
There's only one thing worse than a day game at that stadium...a Cardinals day game. :evil:

Iowanian 08-29-2003 01:40 PM
The cards might have a chance against Detroit now...with Stewart out.

SECTION11 08-29-2003 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Boozer
There's only one thing worse than a day game at that stadium...a Cardinals day game. :evil:

Shut up and give me my sign revenue, Sparky.

Bearcat 08-29-2003 03:51 PM
There's no need to break them up.... the playoffs are coming up in another month.

KCWolfman 08-29-2003 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I like how half the people on this thread are talking about the Arizona Cardinals, and the others are talking about the St. Louis Cardinals.
Yeah, we need to insure that these Catholic mongers stop gathering in social circles.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SECTION11
Muahahahahaaaaa....
"Hey, look! That pillowbiter's pants just fell down again! What a pillowbiter! Hey pillowbiter, pull up your pants before you blind us all, you stupid pillowbiter!"

SECTION11 08-29-2003 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Psicosis
"Hey, look! That pillowbiter's pants just fell down again! What a pillowbiter! Hey pillowbiter, pull up your pants before you blind us all, you stupid pillowbiter!"

Damn. How in the world does the rest of the AFC West put up with wit like this? It must be unbearable for them.

SECTION11 08-29-2003 04:34 PM
Speaking of pillowbiters, aren't you a little old for stuffed animals?
Or are you just stumped as to how to finish one of those HILARIOUS Calvin Pissing stickers for your Camaro?

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 04:39 PM
Those are illegal, unlicensed bastardizations of the C&H characters, you pillowbiter.

SECTION11 08-29-2003 04:51 PM
Well, I'll be sure to keep it mum then.
You're perverted little secret's safe with me. No worries, Fluffy.

RealSNR 08-29-2003 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SECTION11
Well, I'll be sure to keep it mum then.
You're perverted little secret's safe with me. No worries, Fluffy.
You don't mess with Hobbes

SECTION11 08-29-2003 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Psicosis
Those are illegal, unlicensed bastardizations of the C&H characters, you pillowbiter.

If you keep throwing these wide, looping, girly slaps you're gonna need Tommy John at some point.
And if you do have to throw another gem my way, get your elbow off of your hip for cryin' out loud, it looks ridiculous.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:00 PM
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SECTION11 08-29-2003 05:02 PM
Now what did I just tell you?
You throw like a girl.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:05 PM
If your face were any more hyperactive, you'd have a banana for a nose, you stupid pillowbiter!

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:09 PM
I bet you think the snozzberries taste like strawberries, don't you, you stupid pillowbiter?

SECTION11 08-29-2003 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Psicosis
If your face were any more hyperactive, you'd have a banana for a nose, you stupid pillowbiter!


Thus concluding our search for the Worst Smack Ever Written.


(Psicosis, that means the search is over. No need to thank me.)

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by SECTION11
Thus concluding our search for the Worst Smack Ever Written.


(Psicosis, that means the search is over. No need to thank me.)
If it looks like a pillowbiter, walks like a pillowbiter, and smacks like a pillowbiter... it's probably SECTION11, the stupid pillowbiter.

RealSNR 08-29-2003 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Psicosis haters are my favorite. It's the same thing over and over again, but it never fails to make me chuckle.
You mean there are other Psicosis haters out there besides tightly strung n00bs?

SECTION11 08-29-2003 05:18 PM
Not a lot happening in Memphis tonight? You city slicker you...

I have to admit this much. You're admirable. In a pathetic, punch-drunk boxer who just keeps sticking his face in the ring kind of way, but admirable none the less.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:25 PM
I'm pretty sure there's more happening in Memphis right now than in that sprawled-out hellhole* you call Phoenix, but that's beside the point, you pillowbiter.

*NTTAWWT, ENDelt.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Talkin' shit on my city, huh?

I'll get you someday.
Eh, I'm running low on inspiration here.

SECTION11 08-29-2003 05:31 PM
Let go of the stuffed animal, son.

I know that looking up can be as scary as looking down, but don't you fret little fella. I'm here to help.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:33 PM
Aren't there some bars you could be going to with Greg Louganis right now, you pillowbiter?

SECTION11 08-29-2003 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Psicosis
Eh, I'm running low on inspiration here.

You're running low on many things, but I'm glad that you picked an important item to tackle first, like Inspiration.
It's a long road back to respectability, but with a decision like this you'll be there in no time.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:37 PM
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This is as good a place as any...

SECTION11 08-29-2003 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Psicosis
Aren't there some bars you could be going to with Greg Louganis right now, you pillowbiter?

You're just not very good at this. But I appreciate the effort.

RealSNR 08-29-2003 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Psicosis
This is as good a place as any...
:LOL:

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SNR
:LOL:
Yeah, I liked that, too.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:48 PM
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You're just not very good at this. But I appreciate the effort.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:50 PM
He just did.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 05:59 PM
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I'm gone. This time tomorrow, I'll be at the Liberty Bowl, watching a college football game, while SECTION11 will be hard at work. "Muahahahahaaaaa."

KCWolfman 08-29-2003 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by SECTION11
If you keep throwing these wide, looping, girly slaps you're gonna need Tommy John at some point.
And if you do have to throw another gem my way, get your elbow off of your hip for cryin' out loud, it looks ridiculous.
How does one put an elbow on one's hip?

KCWolfman 08-29-2003 06:10 PM
Oh, and Psicosis is a poopy-head.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 07:09 PM
Shut up, meanieface.

KCWolfman 08-29-2003 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Psicosis
Shut up, meanieface.
Shut up don't go up, prices do, so take my advice and shut up, too.


I don't shut up, I grow up, when I see you, I throw up, when they made you, they messed up.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 07:20 PM
Well played.

KCWolfman 08-29-2003 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Psicosis
Well played.
Thanks, I thought that the Shut up Don't Go up ploy may be a bit much, but I then I thought, ehh you can't be too gauche in a game of smack.

Ohh, the meaniehead thing, right to the bone - a caliber shot if I do say so myself.

KCWolfman 08-29-2003 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
You're well on your way to your rap career. Replace 'grow up' with something like 'pimp up', or possibly 'beam up' if you're into the whole gang thing. 'messed up' might be okay, but you might want to consider 'fucked up' to ensure the Parental Advisory label. Those things help sales.
Thanks. The career of MC No Rhythm is well on its way.

Ultra Peanut 08-29-2003 07:25 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of MC Ham Sandwich, but it's your career.

RealSNR 12-26-2004 12:28 AM
Oh man, I had to bump this ROFL

Hammock Parties 12-26-2004 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by SNR
Oh man, I had to bump this ROFL
pillowbiter!


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