For some reason when I read this, all I can picture is some chubby self-absorbed grad student whose never been laid and hates the world for it.

:shrug:

You didn't see the actual photo from this? It's hilarious.


By the way, why is this back? Is Hootie John Matrix?

I didn't read all the pages on here, but here's an idea... If they do leave their car doors unloceked at night -- take it and put it in the dash vents... Just break it up some, and sprinkle it in the vents on the dash...

You would be surprised what it smells like after the car warms up in the winter !!!!

Hootie is NOT this guy.

hahahahaha, I'm not that dude.

It's a mystery

this should be in the hall of classics

ugh. duh. it is.