Originally Posted by InChiefsHell (Post 14547597)

Palpatine...**** you with this...

...I've said it before, this is my last Star Wars movie. They just don't know how to make it compelling any more. Yes, the action is pretty cool, but that's not what Star Wars was to me. After the shitty prequels, I enjoyed TFA, even if it was a stupid ass reboot. TLJ killed my enthusiasm.

I'll watch this one, but I don't have high hopes.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14544336)

I've reached a command decision, and the decision is this:

The prequels and the sequels simply don't exist. Not a one of them is worth acknowledging much less remembering, so I'm wiping them out.
They seriously could have taken the budgets of those six films and made a trilogy about what Darth Vader likes to do on his day off, and it would have blown this haphazard shit they're calling "canon" right to hell where it belongs.

Mother**** Walt Disney.

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14549030)

Saw a couple of leaked pictures. If you've seen the leaked plot synopsis, it's dead on accurate.

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 14549067)

I really don't want to know what the leaks say, so just sum it up - excellent, meh, or a disaster?

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 14549083)

Divisive. I do think most will like it better than TLJ, but that's a laughably low bar to set.

Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 14549497)

That's like saying you'll like a glass of lukewarm water more than a glass of sour milk.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14544336)

I've reached a command decision, and the decision is this:

The prequels and the sequels simply don't exist.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14544357)

Lol. They've still got that bag o' **** slated to do an entire trilogy of something Star Wars. I guess that's his reward for being the only asshole in Hollywood hard up enough to destroy the character of Luke Skywalker.
I'd like to punch that queer right in his ****ing nose.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14545760)

Dipshit Kylo leaves his lightsaber on the ruins of the Death Star after Mary Sue stabs him in the chest with it, and then heals him enough to keep him from dying. So everything his character has done for and with the First Order up to that point is tossed aside like Luke nonchalantly chucking his father's lightsaber over the cliff, because Kylo has a post-asswhipping vision of Han Solo telling him it's never too late to return to the light.

Han Solo.

The smuggler with ZERO force ability.

Not Anakin/Vader who Kylo has been feverishly spanking his force monkey to for three ****ing films, but Han Solo.

So, dipshit goes back to Palpatine's lair with NO WEAPON, intending to join Mary Sue and help her defeat the Sith Lord. Palpatine siphons enough force essence from these two morons to rejuvenate himself to an Episode III state, and then promptly kills the village idiot who came to the gun fight with a slingshot.
A fitting end for a character so horribly written and executed.

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate (Post 14549746)

Pretty much. I do know they test screened several different endings in an attempt to get a feel for how audiences would best respond. They're absolutely scared shitless at the thought of having another flop on their hands that the fan base would tear to shreds.