****ing Schwauns man…
 

Anyone know this outfit? Used to be a big yellow/cream truck, rolled around the neighborhood.

Well, I’m trying to rid my mother’s house of this stuff…

Got into a bag of “roasted veggies”, figured, **** it man, I’ve got some rice here, some pork…. Let’s cook up some porked fried rice and veggies…

But this damn bag is full of potatoes! It’s cooked up well, but now it’s like I’ve gotta make eggs and breakfast with it. But I guess the rice has to wait?!? This is bullshit.

Life ain’t easy as a white man with options.

Maybe your husband can cook for you

I think the drivers got hoodwinked into a pyramid scheme. They're dragging stone

Does your buddy know you're ****ing the Schwauns man?

I almost worked for Schwans years ago. Even went with a driver on a route. After that I was like ehhh I don’t think so.

Dude told me it’s a job where you’re dealing with housewives 99 percent of the time. He said if you do it long enough, one will inevitably come on to you because the husbands not around.

Said it happened to him several times.

I didn’t ask if he consummated anything.

You wasted a bunch of “I’d like to buy a vowel” $ on this one.

And InMem can't post threads?! :cuss:

****ing FacePlanet.

Pro Tip: You don't have to post every thought you have on CP like some coked up stripper texting her friends at 3 a.m.

Oh, they are no longer Schwanns anymore. They are now known as Yelloh. Definitely think referring to your driver by the new company name could get a little sketchy.

I think a coked up stripper posting her 3am texts on CP would be pretty welcome around here.

If it weren't against the rules to tell you I'd love to hit you over the head with a wok, id love to hit you over the head with a wok

Quite frankly, this sounds like a great idea for a weekly CP podcast.

Woke up to/with a cold bag, wanted pork. Had to beat eggs in disgust. Should be a HOFer

I once got hit by a Schwan's truck jogging. Poor bastard stopped and ran out thinking he had killed me.

Most of it is great food. Ice cream is super.
Miss the 2.5 gallon tins.


But it is a tough haul. They run off text now. I feel bad that I do not order anymore. They have great pot pies.

It used to be a family run, respectable outfit. It was sold and rebranded. Hopefully the quality does not suffer. A larger employer in Marshall, MN