Punt God vs. The Wemby of Punters
 

**** it, I'll make punters part of my personality.

The Chiefs have not had a punter competition worth a darn since the epic days of Dustin Colquitt vs. Jack Fox. A competition that left us all agape at the beauty -- nay, the art -- of punting.

Folks, strap in. Because we're about to face the most epic punter matchup in Chiefs training camp history.

In one corner, is this guy:

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In the other corner, is this guy (go to the 20:00 minute mark):

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The Ali vs. Frazier of punting is upon us.

These are the good times. Remember these days forever.

Who the **** is jack fox?

You best respect the Fox.

I'll respect him when he puts his SB ring where I put mine when we're not wearing them, or when he plays for the Kansas city football Chiefs, my favoriteist team. Not before.

Araiza is going to destroy this poor kid.

I like that the last video is called "How a punter 100% gets drafted." Or not.

He played for the Kansas City Chiefs, so you'll have to be more specific.

This is the kind of hype we need.

Rehkow is going to bend it like Beckham and release Araiza on bail to free agency.

Who cares? I mean, with the talent on offense now, we're hardly gonna need to punt.

Operative tea term. Not on the regular roster either.

FYP

Direckshun:

I’m no punting expert but I read what Zierlein had to say about Rehkow. Said he sacrifices hang time for distance way too often, and that leaves his coverage teams out to dry constantly.

What say you? Is that what we need? Untimely special teams TDs given up? It’d be one thing if our defense sucked anyway, but it doesn’t.

Araiza does that as well, though.

A lot of his long punts are missiles that really hang the coverage unit out. They appear to be really similar guys as prospects.

Hoping it's Araiza just to continue our recent trend of screwing the Bills.

Well shit.

Bring back Colquitt!!!