I dated a girl with Herpes once. Had unprotected sex with her and everything..of course I didn't know that she had Herpes either. She got it from a mexican trapeze artist. Who woulda saw that coming? I'm just lucky I never came down with the shanks.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

:thumb:

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Actually, she kinda looks like Jennifer Esposito ...

III,
that means the thing you wash too good in the shower in her "down there"

Itta Burnswenipee

Upon hearing the verdict the woman called the amount "insulting" and went to go sleep with A Rod for almost the same cash.

You stupid bitch want someone to pay for your mistake of having unprotected sex? Where the **** is the accountability in this country gone? It's too bad that she contracted the disease, but nobody forced her to spread her legs or have unprotected sex. Everybodies looking for their own meal ticket and this makes me want to puke.

Lima shoulda told her she got it when she rode a tractor with a wet swimming suit on.*



*Obscure Seinfeld reference

For 500K I hope he had the opportunity to give her bung hole the herpes too.

That's a lot of jack just to get your willy wet.

If he didn't have it before he slept with her how does anyone know the skank didnt give it to HIM? That would suk to get a VD from a skank and half to lay down half a mil to her!

I'd stick the pea shooter in between her melons, you can't get herpes from that, score!!