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***2020 Aussie Rules Football Thread***
(https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=330046)
***2020 Aussie Rules Football Thread***
This is the Week 1 of what they call football down under. It start at 10:00 CDT, it is on FS1, and it will be LIVE (although no fans in stands).
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Wtf did I just watch?
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I don't even understand what is happening right now. They are dribbling a football on turf and then drop kicking it.
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Like basketball dribbling. And there was a tip-off. This is fascinating and disturbing all at the same time.
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Good fall down white team!
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That mother ****ed have away the high tackle!
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BANG RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE FOR THE BOMBERS!!
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Jake Stringer is a beast.
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Dragged him to the deck!
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I’ve been a big fan of Fremantle since the America’s Cup.
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Off the side of his boot.. damn!
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Fremantle is going down I think!
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That was a crunch!!
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Jack Stringer to line up at the 40 at a 55 degree angle!
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My boy stringer never gets tired.
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It payed off! Bill Chambers six and a half back!
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Lots of finger pointing, boys. Not a good look.
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Hit it beautifully right through the middle! Unless plays. He knew this is what he could bring to the table, Jacob Townsend did.
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Shit did I miss it?
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Flat bounce barely got it away from stringer, they got lucky.
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Slap down to the middle highball and seconds keep ticking and that's it boys we're at the 1/2 time.
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This is crazy, hopefully halftime lasts for a few minutes I need a cigarette.
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Oh no a Collingwood staff member texted positive for the big one. This could be bad news for the league.
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The bombers are up 26 points but it's still anyone's game.
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This blonde chick on the bombers training staff is just amazing. I can't figure out why she's wearing clothes, though. Doesn't make sense.
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Jake Stringer getting limber for another half!
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The Predator (from the poplar American films) is entering the game for the bombers!
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These announcers have no idea what they're talking about. This is like the Australian version of Booger McFarland and Joe Buck.
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If Jake Stringer keeps obtaining the center bounces the Dockers don't stand a chance.
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Ridley has got Spice on the hand option.
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This guy that looks like Ferris Buehler is throwing mad elbows!
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A nice clean set of heels sets up the first potential goal of the half!
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And he misses it and looks like the guy in front of him just passed gas.
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The biggest development so far that I've seen is that Cocker started the game with long sleeves and has gone to no sleeves whatsoever.
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Dumb move! Free kick. You idiots.
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Like kicking a pillow!
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Dylan Shiel with a big opportunity but no bueno. This guy just doesn't fancy himself too well.
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And the empty seat with a clear reception!
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Good lower back rub!
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Or maybe that was sexual harassment!
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Pumps it hard!
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Cox on the ground!
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These guys are making Dwayne bowe look like he uses stickem.
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Dockers got lucky. They're still on the outside looking in. 21 points down but should be a lot more.
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Sheil with so many disposals!
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That ball was lurking harder than chiefqueen!
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The Predator with a hard squeeze!
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Huge moment for the bombers! Will Snelling!!!
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Snelling is such a great surprise considering he came in the mid-season draft.
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Ooh you hate to see that
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"cox lurking from behind"
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Brilliant stuff!
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The uniform changing is awfully suspicious. What are these guys trying to hide?
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Oh shit is that Jay Cutler?
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Bombers up 26 going into the final quarter! Phew! It's time for another quick cigarette!
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Oh you've got to do better than that!
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Lost a shoe! Loser ass.
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Bombers going full Andy Reid with the lead.
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Come on Stringer I expect more!
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Stringer tried to keep that alive, he's looking tired though.
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Under review, I don't think it's a dead ball.
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Australia knows what they're doing with replay.
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Fremantle is a bunch of bitches.
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ha ha
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Crowder got clobbered.
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Ha! Ball in! Tucker is a sucker
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Got him. And we got a ball up!
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****
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Bombers are going full MartyBall. You ****ers have got to pick it back up!
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Where the **** is Stringer? Do something you Greek God!
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The commentators are sucking off the Dockers like Joe Buck everytime Madbum breathes.
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Haha! Across the face, whatever that means!
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Bombers with a good rebound.
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NOT THIS TIME MCCARTHY!
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