Your 2024 Chiefs Cheerleaders
 

Here you go! Who is making these decisions? Ugh.


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Chiefs news keeps getting worse today

KC has never had talent.

I’ve been to 4 games in KC and it was pretty bad lol.

I’m sure there’s a few hidden gems out there though.

FFS. Our divisional "rivals" The Chargers and The Raiders both field incredibly hot cheerleaders every year. We get this every year. Whoever makes these decisions should step down. They're either extremely insecure or blind.

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I'm just 7 seconds in and I've already seen enough LMAO

I can’t look. Someone take one for the team and then just tell us if they finally got one we can look up to and admire, please

We've drafted a rookie who has the potential to be a pro bowler.

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It's good to see that they are spending the money on the players. Who really watches the Chiefs cheerleaders? I've been watching since the 70s and nothing much has changed.

Looks better than previous years.


But there were also a few that'll make you do this:

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As bad as this is, you could tie a steak around his neck and Pasta still wouldn't be able to get with one of these woofers.

THIS is the real reason the players downvote Clark!

They clearly do not want the players to fraternize with the cheerleaders. Good news is that ownership has saved a ton of money by hiring the B squad from the strip club I guess.

She looks 56

And yet again none of them over a B-Cup they can barely fill. :mad:

Can't we get some of those hot middle school teachers that are bangin 5th graders? Work release program or something?

Improvement is improvement but if they keep getting better at this pace they might compete with the other squads by 2035-2040

Good job by the Chiefs to slide this photographer assault under the radar while everyone talks about the other one.

Looks like the upper level at Arrowhead.

The consensus on those ones is that they are guilty as hell and should be sent to the electric chair.

Woof

I think I have read some teams don't have cheerleaders. We should do that!

Just ROFL

Former Chiefs Cheer Alumni

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The director of Cheerleaders is on the left.
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This is her and it looks like a arrest photo.
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okay, I went ahead and did it and watched that thing. I had to look away a couple times, then there was the facepalm moment, but I decided that there was at least one worth ogling. Raegan (sp?). She looked like a real NFL cheerleader, at least on the level of what we have here in ARI. She'd be in the middle range, but definitely not the homeliest one in ARI.

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

I would rather see GBlowfish in spandex with pom poms than that mess.

I've seen better talent at Guitar Center

She wants us to be as miserable as she is

Maybe big bill can **** some sense into that hog and become director of cheerleaders himself.

We'd have hot sluts showing us their o-rings in no time.

I feel kinda bad belittling the cheer girls. I mean I am sure there is not much incentive being a chiefs cheerleader. Probably payed bare minimum and over worked. But I can get satisfaction ripping on the director who probably doesn't go to bat for the girls and has the job because is a friend of the Hunts. Just do away with this if you refuse to do better.

I love this thread ROFL

:facepalm:Maybe it will all change with a move over the state line

Most of these chicks belong in the “would you” thread lol.

Oooof

I wouldn't believe 95% of those ladies if they claimed to be a former pro cheerleader.

Just happens to drop the day before the NFL schedule is released. :hmmm:

"This is a conspiracy!" /Warden Norton

Does this not bode poorly for us? I remembered the bad days. The days of heartbreaking losses and nothing to comfort us, but the faces of those wonderful, wonderful cheerleaders, who looked like they got hit in the face with a frying pan.

I guess this could be a case of selective memory, but I remember having good looking cheerleaders every championship we won. It’s kind of like we got to go **** the head cheerleaders.

I believe I’ve never seen anybody get mad at the suggestion that he was being obtuse. In fact, outside of that film or referencing that film I’ve never heard it at all.

Maybe he was confused and didn’t understand geometry. I messed up is that? His downfall was not understanding triangles.

I do believe this is a great story to tell your children when they say I’m not even going to use geometry in my real life

Cheerleaders make pennies to cheer. Their money comes from appearances outside of cheer. If an organization isn't interested in the girls having the limelight, they don't book appearances, they don't make money, you don't get outside talent.

Blame the darlings of the castle.

Does this count toward having bad facilities?

Since we're now Americas Team, shouldn't we trade ours for the Cowboys cheerleaders. It's only fair.

When ****ing the cheerleaders is a punishment rather than a gift then yes, yes, I do believe that falls under bad facilities.

That drone crashed itself like a Boeing 737 Max after that photo shoot

Hell, we could throw in a Punter and maybe a late pick. Nobody but dumb teams want to deal with the Chiefs So obviously, we’re gonna overpay.

More eye candy this year vs years past, but god damn, it's still really bad LMAO.

Maybe it’s because I’ve lived my whole life either in the country or a small town but I don’t see anything wrong with any of those ladies. They look real and I guarantee if they had gone to my high school they would have been popular as hell and would have refused to date me.

There is no excuse for this shit.

****in fix it.

We are 3-time World Champions. It's embarrassing.

You could go to a local bar on a Saturday night and find 10 better ones.

saw at least one lady boy

I thought this was the kentucky derby thread from the pics i am looking at

Every year this thread always delivers.

I think the 3rd one was the best and she got the lease amount of screen time in the video. </br></br> There's ****ery afoot.

New thread in Pictures: "You can only kick one".

Clark Hunt hates you and wants you to look at ugly women before he leaves for Texas.

These girls make Rashee Rices decision making look good.

Front row: no no no no no yes no no no no no no

You picked the one that looks like the wicked witch of the West?

I assume that yes should be one spot earlier, or one spot later.

I really don't understand this. This can't be the best that the KC area has to offer (plus whoever travels in from out of state or other places).

My wife has watched Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team for the last 15 years. Every single one of those girls is knock dead gorgeous. And for what I've seen with other NFL teams, that is the case with them too. I don't understand how the Chiefs are so bad. It defies logic, especially now that the Chiefs have consistently been a pretty big deal for the last 6 years or so. You'd think the best of the best would start coming here for notoriety associated with one of the NFL's premier franchises.

In a comical note, a few seasons ago there was one girl trying out for the Cowboys that was a former Chiefs cheerleader. My wife and I both looked at each other and said, "no way, she's much too pretty to be a Chiefs cheerleader." LMAO

I will say that the three cheerleaders I met in person were VERY attractive. I hate being that guy that complains about how women look, but this is just madness year after year. Something is up.

Maybe we should see the ones that didn't make it, and if there's any "But why didn't she make it? :shrug:" in there.

Holy shit it's Debbie Downer

LMAO

Anyone else feeling pissed off that they're described as "your" Chiefs Cheerleaders. Like we bear some sort of responsibility for this shit show.

I suspect the cheerleaders are selected using the "Lizzo Philosophy":

"Ignore the haters. You're not ugly, you're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise."

I miss great looking girls with nice racks as cheerleaders....

I wonder if they get information packs when they join which includes the following message on the first page:

NEVER go on the ChiefsPlanet forum. EVER.

"Where's Waldo?"

I still can't find the hidden hot cheerleader.

Well, typically, cheerleaders aren't especially busty. Great bodies and beautiful, sure. But racks aren't usually synonymous with peak physical performance.

They aren't even cheerleaders. They aren't throwing each other around and making human pyramids. They are basically the most unappealing strippers on Earth.

It’s kind they brought out all that hay and straw for them to stand and graze on

SNL Skits are getting funnier and funnier! Think I even saw Kenan!

Found Him!
 

Found him!

"They have great personalities"

Jesus Christ....I hate seeing these threads every year. Why in the hell do they do this to us

MFer looks like Brian Dennehy and Chris Farley banged on the set of "Tommy Boy" and conceived a butthole baby.

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Beautiful, as always

By squeezing all of their udders
I will make shitloads of butter

Oh my :doh!: